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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
pink zippy national security agency elastic band
  12/08/25
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pink zippy national security agency elastic band
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Offensive chest-beating rehab
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
180 Azure Stain
  12/12/25
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sinister friendly grandma lay
  12/17/25
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Laughsome At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/17/25
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Bearded orchid theater idea he suggested
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
twinkling beta hospital sound barrier
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
pink zippy national security agency elastic band
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
twinkling beta hospital sound barrier
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
pink zippy national security agency elastic band
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
sooty abusive area
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
pink zippy national security agency elastic band
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
hairraiser pale associate incel
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
pink zippy national security agency elastic band
  12/18/25
lol
medicated mental disorder feces
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
hairraiser pale associate incel
  12/17/25
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pink zippy national security agency elastic band
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
sinister friendly grandma lay
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
orange garrison old irish cottage
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
medicated mental disorder feces
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
sinister friendly grandma lay
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
orange garrison old irish cottage
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
sinister friendly grandma lay
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
sexy principal's office
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Peach Dragon Karate
  12/17/25
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Sapphire spectacular rigpig spot
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heady pearly den
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
multi-colored amber station
  12/17/25
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rambunctious irradiated gay wizard
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
pink zippy national security agency elastic band
  12/17/25
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Frum pozpig
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Soul-stirring cheese-eating private investor
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Chartreuse Office
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
sexy principal's office
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Chartreuse Office
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
sexy principal's office
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Chartreuse Office
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
yellow deer antler antidepressant drug
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
orange garrison old irish cottage
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Soul-stirring cheese-eating private investor
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
orange garrison old irish cottage
  12/17/25
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yellow deer antler antidepressant drug
  12/17/25
I am not!
Soul-stirring cheese-eating private investor
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Cracking Olive Boistinker Mediation
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: pink zippy national security agency elastic band

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: pink zippy national security agency elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Offensive chest-beating rehab

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: 180 Azure Stain

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: sinister friendly grandma lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Laughsome At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Bearded orchid theater idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: twinkling beta hospital sound barrier

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: pink zippy national security agency elastic band

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: twinkling beta hospital sound barrier

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: pink zippy national security agency elastic band

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: sooty abusive area

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: pink zippy national security agency elastic band

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: hairraiser pale associate incel

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: pink zippy national security agency elastic band

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: medicated mental disorder feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: hairraiser pale associate incel

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: pink zippy national security agency elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: sinister friendly grandma lay

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: orange garrison old irish cottage

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: medicated mental disorder feces

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: sinister friendly grandma lay

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: orange garrison old irish cottage

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: sinister friendly grandma lay

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: sexy principal's office

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Peach Dragon Karate

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Sapphire spectacular rigpig spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: heady pearly den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: multi-colored amber station

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: rambunctious irradiated gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: pink zippy national security agency elastic band

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Frum pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cheese-eating private investor

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse Office

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: sexy principal's office

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse Office

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: sexy principal's office

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse Office

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: yellow deer antler antidepressant drug

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: orange garrison old irish cottage

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cheese-eating private investor

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: orange garrison old irish cottage

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: yellow deer antler antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cheese-eating private investor

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Cracking Olive Boistinker Mediation

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518198)