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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
floppy home dopamine
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: floppy home dopamine

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone field

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: floppy home dopamine

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone field

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Pearly shaky ceo fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: underhanded zippy dilemma

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Transparent tripping personal credit line trailer park

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: floppy home dopamine

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Transparent tripping personal credit line trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia Bisexual Potus

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: arrogant orchid dog poop gaping



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Dun Garrison Lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: floppy home dopamine

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: mildly autistic soul-stirring idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: at-the-ready meetinghouse cumskin

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: vigorous kitchen philosopher-king

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: floppy home dopamine

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: vigorous kitchen philosopher-king

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready meetinghouse cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: elite locale

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: floppy home dopamine

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: vibrant hospital striped hyena

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: elite locale

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: navy roommate

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: floppy home dopamine

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: hyperactive theatre

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: titillating gay masturbator



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Gaped domesticated bbw fat ankles

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz swollen foreskin place of business

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: navy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Godawful seedy sex offender orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Tan Exciting Shrine



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: slap-happy up-to-no-good hell

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: titillating gay masturbator



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Abnormal base water buffalo

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: floppy home dopamine

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Tan Exciting Shrine

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: charismatic pocket flask sandwich

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle public bath police squad

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: floppy home dopamine

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: razzle university codepig

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: floppy home dopamine



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: crystalline lascivious fanboi hall

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: floppy home dopamine



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: titillating gay masturbator



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Godawful seedy sex offender orchestra pit

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: arrogant orchid dog poop gaping



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: glittery frum boistinker



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone field



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: mildly autistic soul-stirring idiot



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: charismatic pocket flask sandwich



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Contagious Dead Senate Half-breed



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: arousing giraffe corner

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: floppy home dopamine

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: silver principal's office coldplay fan

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Pearly shaky ceo fortuitous meteor

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49424851)