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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: Brilliant filthpig regret I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420643) |
Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: orchid laughsome fanboi have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420646) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: Brilliant filthpig regret yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420664) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: orchid laughsome fanboi i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420668) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Puta Judia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421713) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: costumed degenerate Just tell some n word jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420648) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: pungent red foreskin Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420666) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Brilliant filthpig regret he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420757) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: pungent red foreskin https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420882) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Deranged liquid oxygen kitty smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420945) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM Author: clutch catchphrase (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422488) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Brilliant filthpig regret Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421568) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Mashed Potatoes: Appetizing! (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421769) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Gay razzle-dazzle police squad nibblets go, get drunk, come home late af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420667) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: overrated electric furnace Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420702) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: Brilliant filthpig regret the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420763) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: overrated electric furnace In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420966) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Gay razzle-dazzle police squad nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420980) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: Big stage wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420711) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Brilliant filthpig regret is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: insanely creepy transparent mother This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420795) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: Big stage you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420895) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: galvanic gunner nursing home Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420744) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Brilliant filthpig regret do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.
I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night. |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: real men wearing real watches were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421684) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423279) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM Author: .,.,.;;,.,.,;,..,.,.,...,.,;;,;,.,.,........ lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422306) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: multi-colored chapel laser beams Aren’t iPods crazy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421290) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Judas Jones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421701) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Isreal Last (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421719) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM Author: Darn tootin (πΎπ£) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422505) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Paralegal Jahangir sprinted here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423235) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423280) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: abnormal arousing nowag mexican relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420751) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Brilliant filthpig regret i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420801) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: Balding garrison people who are hurt tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420952) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Den Son Of Senegal tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420754) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Cerebral gay wizard stage direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420758) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Brilliant filthpig regret i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420806) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Tripping at-the-ready pistol home Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420807) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Brilliant filthpig regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420951) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: ocher institution wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420991) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: mountain cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421703) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423284) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: Cracking round eye indian lodge Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421274) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Soul-stirring depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421291) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Self-absorbed sepia indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421338) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Creator and Destroyer of sexually traumatized boys (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421686) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Mashed Potatoes: Appetizing! (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: coiffed sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421791) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (π§) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422490) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: Rusted codepig they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421287) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: Brilliant filthpig regret How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421564) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: ,;;, 3 words: pepper thine angus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423288) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: Puta Judia You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49424851) |