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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Passionate Chartreuse Area
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
drab aggressive field
  11/24/25
No
exhilarant maniacal home
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Passionate Chartreuse Area
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Greedy point dingle berry
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
exhilarant maniacal home
  11/24/25
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Impertinent crawly ticket booth
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Johnny 99
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Impertinent crawly ticket booth
  11/24/25
dot or feather
Passionate Chartreuse Area
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Impertinent crawly ticket booth
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Passionate Chartreuse Area
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Impertinent crawly ticket booth
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Nofapping Market Haunted Graveyard
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Passionate Chartreuse Area
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Nofapping Market Haunted Graveyard
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Passionate Chartreuse Area
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Nofapping Market Haunted Graveyard
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
Lab Diamond Dallas Trump
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
drab aggressive field
  11/24/25
yes
thriller magenta black woman
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Histrionic mauve fat ankles
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
Passionate Chartreuse Area
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Light senate
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Disrespectful Death Wish University
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Aphrodisiac frozen nursing home
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
Fragrant school
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Passionate Chartreuse Area
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Fragrant school
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
Razzle-dazzle azn love of her life
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
Opaque Parlor
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
lavender new version hospital
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
drab aggressive field
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Navy Church Gay Wizard
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Light senate
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
curious stead
  11/24/25
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ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
Aromatic Orange Blood Rage
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Bateful brunch
  11/25/25
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Passionate Chartreuse Area
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
vigorous beta orchestra pit
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
Histrionic mauve fat ankles
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Bronus Swagner
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
Marvelous menage coffee pot
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
vigorous beta orchestra pit
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
high-end stage
  11/25/25
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Kenneth Play
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
slimy kitchen rigor
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
CapTTTainFalcon
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
fairy knight
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Passionate Chartreuse Area

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: drab aggressive field

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: exhilarant maniacal home

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Passionate Chartreuse Area

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Greedy point dingle berry

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: exhilarant maniacal home

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Impertinent crawly ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Johnny 99



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Impertinent crawly ticket booth

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Passionate Chartreuse Area

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Impertinent crawly ticket booth

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Passionate Chartreuse Area

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Impertinent crawly ticket booth

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Nofapping Market Haunted Graveyard

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Passionate Chartreuse Area

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Nofapping Market Haunted Graveyard

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Passionate Chartreuse Area

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Nofapping Market Haunted Graveyard

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: drab aggressive field

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: thriller magenta black woman

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Histrionic mauve fat ankles

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Passionate Chartreuse Area

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Light senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful Death Wish University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac frozen nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Fragrant school

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Passionate Chartreuse Area

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Fragrant school

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle azn love of her life

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Opaque Parlor

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: lavender new version hospital

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: drab aggressive field

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Navy Church Gay Wizard

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Light senate

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: curious stead

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Aromatic Orange Blood Rage

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Bateful brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Passionate Chartreuse Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: vigorous beta orchestra pit

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Histrionic mauve fat ankles

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Marvelous menage coffee pot

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: vigorous beta orchestra pit

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: high-end stage

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: slimy kitchen rigor

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: fairy knight

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460651)