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Do biglaw people still fuck at the office?

Fairly common when I was an associate. Now with 3 days a wee...
Alcoholic Contagious Ceo
  05/28/24
bjs under the desk in ill fitting suits like gary busey in t...
purple ungodly pisswyrm people who are hurt
  05/28/24
That wasn’t biglaw fyi
Alcoholic Contagious Ceo
  05/28/24
the actual firm? that was top 0.01% boutique stuff.
purple ungodly pisswyrm people who are hurt
  05/28/24
unnghhhh holly hunter unhhhhh
ultramarine parlour kitty cat
  05/30/24
...
disturbing theatre
  05/28/24
I did this once with an admin, was fun.
Startled fishy stead
  05/28/24
B&T goddess?
Alcoholic Contagious Ceo
  05/29/24
She was in litigation support.
Startled fishy stead
  05/30/24
Dominican?
Alcoholic Contagious Ceo
  05/30/24
no bigger fuckfest locations than BIGLAW offices
Indigo big elastic band cuck
  05/28/24
Cr, all that testosterone…
disturbing theatre
  05/28/24
...
electric philosopher-king
  05/29/24
All nighter fun
Alcoholic Contagious Ceo
  05/28/24
damn
aromatic slate garrison national security agency
  05/28/24
hooknose
arousing abusive headpube gas station
  05/28/24
it doesnt happen anymore. What's the thrill of sex in an em...
geriatric trailer park macaca
  05/28/24
Weekends were the best
Alcoholic Contagious Ceo
  05/28/24
I've been in BIGLAW for almost 20 years and I've never had s...
copper area scourge upon the earth
  05/30/24
alpha
Impressive school cafeteria
  05/30/24
lol 180. The 46 Year Old Virgin Gen X Bootlicker Service Pa...
Snowy costumed office
  05/30/24
...
Arrogant thriller codepig coffee pot
  05/30/24
I made out with a summer in the office back when I was a jun...
internet-worthy partner
  05/30/24
Told people what? That you didn’t know how to finish ...
geriatric trailer park macaca
  05/30/24
We finished the job *many* times but never in the office. ...
internet-worthy partner
  05/30/24
So pre ITE. We used to do this regularly with our SAs but 20...
Alcoholic Contagious Ceo
  05/30/24
did the "summer associate coordinator" from HR giv...
aphrodisiac shitlib hall
  05/31/24
it’s not gay, if it’s with an SA
ultramarine parlour kitty cat
  05/30/24
when i was in biglaw, a partner in my group (few years older...
Multi-colored filthpig
  05/30/24
Tell me more about their respective ages and looks. Also va...
Startled fishy stead
  05/30/24
fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway....
Multi-colored filthpig
  05/31/24
a phenotypic carnival https://www.bakerlaw.com/professionals...
Alcoholic Contagious Ceo
  06/03/24
...
Arrogant thriller codepig coffee pot
  05/30/24
LOL at this. Caught two associates fucking in the handicappe...
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  05/08/26


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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic Contagious Ceo

Fairly common when I was an associate. Now with 3 days a week in, seems to never happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699503)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: purple ungodly pisswyrm people who are hurt

bjs under the desk in ill fitting suits like gary busey in the firm are standard in biglaw although i think he was a private eye or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699517)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic Contagious Ceo

That wasn’t biglaw fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699530)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: purple ungodly pisswyrm people who are hurt

the actual firm? that was top 0.01% boutique stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699537)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: ultramarine parlour kitty cat

unnghhhh holly hunter unhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702809)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: disturbing theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699539)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Startled fishy stead

I did this once with an admin, was fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699542)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic Contagious Ceo

B&T goddess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47701956)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: Startled fishy stead

She was in litigation support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702745)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic Contagious Ceo

Dominican?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47706000)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Indigo big elastic band cuck

no bigger fuckfest locations than BIGLAW offices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699544)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: disturbing theatre

Cr, all that testosterone…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699545)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: electric philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699673)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic Contagious Ceo

All nighter fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699554)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: aromatic slate garrison national security agency

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699558)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: arousing abusive headpube gas station

hooknose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699568)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: geriatric trailer park macaca

it doesnt happen anymore. What's the thrill of sex in an empty office on a friday when nobody is in and there is no chance of being "caught". May as well just do it at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699573)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic Contagious Ceo

Weekends were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699593)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: copper area scourge upon the earth

I've been in BIGLAW for almost 20 years and I've never had sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702754)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:03 AM
Author: Impressive school cafeteria

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702898)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: Snowy costumed office

lol 180. The 46 Year Old Virgin Gen X Bootlicker Service Partner tp is a great schtick/character that will have a ton of legs. Presumably cowgod will poast 15 threads a day just to summon you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702957)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:31 PM
Author: Arrogant thriller codepig coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47706071)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 2:47 AM
Author: internet-worthy partner

I made out with a summer in the office back when I was a junior associate but nothing more. She told people and I ended up lateraling because the story followed me around. We sort of dated for almost 2 years and if she were 20% less crazy I probably would have married her.

I’ve been in biglaw for almost 20 years and have never heard even rumors of people fucking in the office. At retreats and shit like that but never at the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702793)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 7:04 AM
Author: geriatric trailer park macaca

Told people what? That you didn’t know how to finish the job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702857)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: internet-worthy partner

We finished the job *many* times but never in the office.

She told people about the make out and that we were dating. She may have been engaged to get married at the end of that summer. All in all, it was not my best decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47703436)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic Contagious Ceo

So pre ITE. We used to do this regularly with our SAs but 2008 ended all that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47706008)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac shitlib hall

did the "summer associate coordinator" from HR give you a talking to?

friend who was a second year associate made out with a summer at some "after party" at a bar following some boring firm event. HR made a big deal out of it but his supervising partner didn't give a fuck so no real consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47706446)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:59 AM
Author: ultramarine parlour kitty cat

it’s not gay, if it’s with an SA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702810)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored filthpig

when i was in biglaw, a partner in my group (few years older than me) almost got fired when he was a first or second year because the firm had a summer associate event, and he fucked a summer in a booth at the bar where the event was held. managing partner at the time wanted him gone, but a huge rainmaker saved him.

this sounds unbelievable (why would someone do that, go into a fucking bathroom at least), but i know this guy very well and he doesn't make shit up. obviously, today you'd be gone and canceled no matter who took up for you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702922)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Startled fishy stead

Tell me more about their respective ages and looks. Also vault ranking of the firm and practice area? Also what year did this happen?

For some reason good posts aren’t getting engagement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47705987)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Multi-colored filthpig

fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway. baker hostetler. he was in the cleveland office too (headquarters at the time).

at the time, he was probably a good looking dude. he has good facial asthetics, but when i met him (2015) he was a little bit heavy in the middle. but he has a great personality and was separated from his wife for a while and was pulling lots of girls.

he's one of the best traditional labor lawyers i've worked with, and he's cool as shit. this is zurich, if you followed my coke/stripper threading from 2017-2020 and remember me talkin about my partner's apartment in marina del rey, he was the guy with the apartment.

no clue what the SA looked like. my guess is she looked pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47706872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic Contagious Ceo

a phenotypic carnival https://www.bakerlaw.com/professionals/?office=Washington%2C+D.C.

Date: May 31st, 2024 9:47 AM

Author: david "ben" gurion

fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway. baker hostetler. he was in the cleveland office too (headquarters at the time).

at the time, he was probably a good looking dude. he has good facial asthetics, but when i met him (2015) he was a little bit heavy in the middle. but he has a great personality and was separated from his wife for a while and was pulling lots of girls.

he's one of the best traditional labor lawyers i've worked with, and he's cool as shit. this is zurich, if you followed my coke/stripper threading from 2017-2020 and remember me talkin about my partner's apartment in marina del rey, he was the guy with the apartment.

no clue what the SA looked like. my guess is she looked pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47718089)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Arrogant thriller codepig coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47706074)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

LOL at this. Caught two associates fucking in the handicapped bathroom yesterday. The look of guilt on their faces was priceless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#49874772)