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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
domesticated senate nowag
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
domesticated senate nowag
  11/11/25
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Bonkers snowy abode
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
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  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
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Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
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  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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Green Vengeful Coffee Pot Property
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
puce bat shit crazy idea he suggested half-breed
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
bearded copper internal respiration deer antler
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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frisky lascivious nursing home dog poop
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
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  11/11/25
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Dashing Apoplectic Gas Station Love Of Her Life
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
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  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
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  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: domesticated senate nowag

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: domesticated senate nowag

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Bonkers snowy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: heady naked crackhouse

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Fragrant coral base crotch

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Fragrant coral base crotch

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Glittery startled macaca plaza

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: crimson vivacious ratface codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: painfully honest autistic menage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Arrogant office elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Green Vengeful Coffee Pot Property

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Federal charcoal kitty cat gaping

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Federal charcoal kitty cat gaping

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Green Vengeful Coffee Pot Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: bearded copper internal respiration deer antler

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: puce bat shit crazy idea he suggested half-breed

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: bearded copper internal respiration deer antler

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Plum Temple

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Seedy factory reset button alpha

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: frisky lascivious nursing home dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: curious giraffe

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sexy fortuitous meteor philosopher-king

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Plum Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Saffron voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Dashing Apoplectic Gas Station Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: bull headed rambunctious shrine brethren

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: frisky lascivious nursing home dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Therapy

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Dashing Apoplectic Gas Station Love Of Her Life

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Big flushed karate coldplay fan

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Dun filthy kitty brunch

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Cerebral learning disabled ladyboy kitchen

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone navy casino jap

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: frisky lascivious nursing home dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Saffron voyeur

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: crimson vivacious ratface codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Misunderstood business firm



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: domesticated senate nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Arrogant office elastic band



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Big flushed karate coldplay fan



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Jet Hell Double Fault



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Deranged toaster wagecucks

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Diverse out-of-control water buffalo blood rage

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Primrose heaven

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Puta Judia

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49424851)