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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
pearl hell round eye
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Vibrant mentally impaired dog poop garrison
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
pearl hell round eye
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Vibrant mentally impaired dog poop garrison
  09/10/24
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disgusting partner faggotry
  09/10/24
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disgusting partner faggotry
  09/10/24
Same
odious silver chapel
  09/10/24
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dont waste ur life reading this post
  05/04/26
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disgusting partner faggotry
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
pearl hell round eye
  09/10/24
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disgusting partner faggotry
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
pearl hell round eye
  09/10/24
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Vibrant mentally impaired dog poop garrison
  09/10/24
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Multi-colored buff area crotch
  09/10/24
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Violent angry puppy
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Vibrant mentally impaired dog poop garrison
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
hateful filthy wrinkle
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
passionate fiercely-loyal newt
  09/10/24
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pearl hell round eye
  09/10/24
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talking frozen church building
  10/22/24
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disgusting partner faggotry
  09/10/24
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mind-boggling frum keepsake machete
  11/26/24
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dead glittery ladyboy casino
  03/12/26
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bateful striped hyena
  10/07/24
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bateful striped hyena
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Flatulent splenetic plaza hominid
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
pearl hell round eye
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
massive shitlib menage
  11/26/24
First day?
h a t p
  05/04/26
1800000
dun racy bawdyhouse
  10/23/24
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o o m o x
  05/04/26
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hairraiser vengeful kitchen
  03/12/26
I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hange...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
ive been doing this for like 10 years now
i gave my cousin head
  05/04/26
i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick
peeface
  05/04/26
What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?
o o m o x
  05/04/26
They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
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h a t p
  05/04/26
Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollar...
niggerstomper59
  05/04/26
Bangarang!
h a t p
  05/04/26
Goddamn!!
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: pearl hell round eye

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Vibrant mentally impaired dog poop garrison

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: pearl hell round eye

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Vibrant mentally impaired dog poop garrison

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: disgusting partner faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: disgusting partner faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: odious silver chapel

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068738)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: dont waste ur life reading this post



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863636)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: disgusting partner faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: pearl hell round eye

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: disgusting partner faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: pearl hell round eye

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Vibrant mentally impaired dog poop garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored buff area crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Violent angry puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Vibrant mentally impaired dog poop garrison

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: hateful filthy wrinkle

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: passionate fiercely-loyal newt

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: pearl hell round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: talking frozen church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: disgusting partner faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling frum keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: dead glittery ladyboy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: bateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Flatulent splenetic plaza hominid

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: pearl hell round eye

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: massive shitlib menage

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48382253)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: h a t p

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863910)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: dun racy bawdyhouse

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48232575)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: o o m o x



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863640)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: hairraiser vengeful kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49736580)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863706)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

ive been doing this for like 10 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: peeface

i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863716)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: o o m o x

What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863729)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863770)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: h a t p



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863911)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollars tax free.

nyugg has been doing this for free for over a decade.

I think that tells us quite a lot about nyugg.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863897)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: h a t p

Bangarang!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863907)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Goddamn!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863952)