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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Peach friendly grandma dilemma
  11/24/25
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Glittery pocket flask
  11/24/25
No
Turquoise hot sex offender nowag
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Peach friendly grandma dilemma
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
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Okay Christian.
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  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Adventurous onyx hominid school
  11/24/25
dot or feather
Peach friendly grandma dilemma
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Adventurous onyx hominid school
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Peach friendly grandma dilemma
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Adventurous onyx hominid school
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Excitant Gay Wizard
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Peach friendly grandma dilemma
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Excitant Gay Wizard
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Peach friendly grandma dilemma
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Excitant Gay Wizard
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If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
Trip Chapel
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Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
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of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
twinkling aphrodisiac queen of the night
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I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
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stubborn legend
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cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
180 emerald church building
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I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
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(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
180 emerald church building
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more like cooper fagg
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Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
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cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
Glittery pocket flask
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
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"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
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CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
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Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
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Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
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The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
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do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
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can I shout nigger nonstop
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  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Peach friendly grandma dilemma

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Glittery pocket flask

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Turquoise hot sex offender nowag

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Peach friendly grandma dilemma

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Passionate Sexy Trailer Park Sound Barrier

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Turquoise hot sex offender nowag

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Adventurous onyx hominid school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: ultramarine godawful roommate people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx hominid school

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Peach friendly grandma dilemma

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx hominid school

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Peach friendly grandma dilemma

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx hominid school

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Excitant Gay Wizard

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Peach friendly grandma dilemma

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Excitant Gay Wizard

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Peach friendly grandma dilemma

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Excitant Gay Wizard

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Trip Chapel

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Glittery pocket flask

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Comical Low-t Shitlib Messiness

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: twinkling aphrodisiac queen of the night

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Peach friendly grandma dilemma

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: alcoholic underhanded roast beef station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Seedy Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: stubborn legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: 180 emerald church building

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Peach friendly grandma dilemma

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: 180 emerald church building

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Bespoke lay lettuce

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: multi-colored ebony corner

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: bossy bbw

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Glittery pocket flask

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: saffron regret

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: alcoholic underhanded roast beef station

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: violent learning disabled gaming laptop heaven

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: spruce soul-stirring national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: floppy chrome property boiling water

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: bonkers kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Peach friendly grandma dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Frozen Histrionic Nursing Home Genital Piercing

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: twinkling aphrodisiac queen of the night

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle striped hyena

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Frozen Histrionic Nursing Home Genital Piercing

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Arousing translucent son of senegal

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Frozen Histrionic Nursing Home Genital Piercing

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: submissive sinister theater stage cumskin

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: 180 emerald church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: French Burgundy Location Persian

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Vigorous carnelian really tough guy

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Primrose curious black woman

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460651)