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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Fragrant trump supporter reading party
  12/08/25
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Fragrant trump supporter reading party
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
aphrodisiac violet rehab
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Cracking buff coffee pot theatre
  12/12/25
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swashbuckling swollen pit macaca
  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
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free-loading talented gunner
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Yellow yapping gay wizard parlour
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Fragrant trump supporter reading party
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Yellow yapping gay wizard parlour
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Fragrant trump supporter reading party
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
self-absorbed mother box office
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Fragrant trump supporter reading party
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
bossy navy trailer park
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Fragrant trump supporter reading party
  12/18/25
lol
Bistre stag film
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
bossy navy trailer park
  12/17/25
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Fragrant trump supporter reading party
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
swashbuckling swollen pit macaca
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
House-broken plaza
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Bistre stag film
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
swashbuckling swollen pit macaca
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
House-broken plaza
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
swashbuckling swollen pit macaca
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
iridescent cuckoldry locale
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Milky Razzle Theater Dragon
  12/17/25
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titillating space multi-billionaire
  12/17/25
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indigo location telephone
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Internet-worthy Parlor Hunting Ground
  12/17/25
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red voyeur
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Fragrant trump supporter reading party
  12/17/25
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Bright glittery death wish
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Contagious demanding depressive love of her life
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
razzmatazz organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
iridescent cuckoldry locale
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
razzmatazz organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
iridescent cuckoldry locale
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
razzmatazz organic girlfriend
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
deranged affirmative action
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
House-broken plaza
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Contagious demanding depressive love of her life
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
House-broken plaza
  12/17/25
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deranged affirmative action
  12/17/25
I am not!
Contagious demanding depressive love of her life
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Stimulating Public Bath Pozpig
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Fragrant trump supporter reading party

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Fragrant trump supporter reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac violet rehab

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Cracking buff coffee pot theatre

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling swollen pit macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Charcoal gas station preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: free-loading talented gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Yellow yapping gay wizard parlour

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Fragrant trump supporter reading party

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Yellow yapping gay wizard parlour

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Fragrant trump supporter reading party

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: self-absorbed mother box office

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Fragrant trump supporter reading party

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: bossy navy trailer park

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Fragrant trump supporter reading party

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Bistre stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: bossy navy trailer park

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Fragrant trump supporter reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling swollen pit macaca

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: House-broken plaza

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Bistre stag film

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling swollen pit macaca

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: House-broken plaza

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling swollen pit macaca

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: iridescent cuckoldry locale

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Milky Razzle Theater Dragon

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: titillating space multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: indigo location telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Parlor Hunting Ground

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: red voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Fragrant trump supporter reading party

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Bright glittery death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Contagious demanding depressive love of her life

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz organic girlfriend

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: iridescent cuckoldry locale

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz organic girlfriend

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: iridescent cuckoldry locale

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz organic girlfriend

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: deranged affirmative action

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: House-broken plaza

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Contagious demanding depressive love of her life

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: House-broken plaza

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: deranged affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Contagious demanding depressive love of her life

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Stimulating Public Bath Pozpig

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518198)