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WHY Do Proles Do Canned Cranberries?

so easy to make the fresh ones
Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  12/02/24
Proles like to leave little prole tells to signal their prol...
stubborn den
  12/02/24
canned cranberries is the opposite of a subtle/little prole ...
Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  12/02/24
"Oh, these cranberries are delicious." - "Ca...
stubborn den
  12/02/24
"Enjoy DLA Piper"
mint stock car resort
  12/02/24
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stubborn den
  12/02/24
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Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  12/02/24
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orange parlor
  12/03/24
i feel like it's a callback to thanksgiving meals they had a...
Comical chestnut area community account
  12/02/24
why did their parents?
Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  12/02/24
Because they are good once a year you goddamn kikes.
Stirring Emerald Mood
  12/02/24
they're awful, and homemade ones are way better
Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  12/02/24
And so fucking easy. Orange juice, sugar, orange zest, cranb...
Histrionic marketing idea business firm
  12/02/24
why did people in the 50s prefer canned food to fresh cranbe...
Cyan misanthropic principal's office kitty
  12/02/24
my mom always made fresh crabberries when we were kids; we w...
Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  12/02/24
reading comp pwned
Comical chestnut area community account
  12/02/24
The logistical underpinnings of the food supply in the US we...
Magical mind-boggling spot milk
  12/02/24
It wasn't possible to get fresh fruit on demand everywhere i...
Deranged electric locale
  12/02/24
I know. Dbgs just an idiot
Cyan misanthropic principal's office kitty
  12/02/24
...
Deranged electric locale
  12/02/24
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beta alpha
  12/02/24
so are country proles couldnt get cranberries even in thanks...
Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  12/02/24
Proles in the mid west have to this day a shocking amount of...
Cyan misanthropic principal's office kitty
  12/02/24
ghastly
Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  12/02/24
Stop spamming the board with your inane shit today kike
Filthy corn cake
  12/02/24
today?
Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  12/02/24
Canned ones are cheap. Just dust off one of the cans you got...
effete motley candlestick maker library
  12/02/24
most people don't actually like cranberries, they are at bes...
Thirsty office degenerate
  12/02/24
lol do people "dip" their turkey into cranberry sa...
Shaky vibrant idiot
  12/02/24
they put it on top, it is essentially a relish, are you even...
Thirsty office degenerate
  12/02/24
im not poor
Shaky vibrant idiot
  12/02/24
and you certainly aren't white
beta alpha
  12/02/24
even if you make them from scrath with orange zest and nuts ...
Thirsty office degenerate
  12/02/24
i apply heavily to leftover turkey. mmm sugar. prole?
Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  12/02/24
that is what most people do with it, I've never seen anyone ...
Thirsty office degenerate
  12/02/24
More like canned prole-berries, am i right?
grizzly pea-brained lay nowag
  12/02/24
...
Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  12/02/24
*proled canberries
Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  12/02/24
Cranberries a la prole
effete motley candlestick maker library
  12/02/24
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Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks
  11/18/25


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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks

so easy to make the fresh ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402295)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:05 PM
Author: stubborn den

Proles like to leave little prole tells to signal their proleness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402300)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks

canned cranberries is the opposite of a subtle/little prole tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402309)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: stubborn den

"Oh, these cranberries are delicious."

- "Canned," the prole host silently mouths with a wink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402319)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: mint stock car resort

"Enjoy DLA Piper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402343)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:22 PM
Author: stubborn den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402393)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:13 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402350)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: orange parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48405674)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Comical chestnut area community account

i feel like it's a callback to thanksgiving meals they had as kids; essentially, it's comfort food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402398)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks

why did their parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402406)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Stirring Emerald Mood

Because they are good once a year you goddamn kikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402494)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks

they're awful, and homemade ones are way better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402505)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Histrionic marketing idea business firm

And so fucking easy. Orange juice, sugar, orange zest, cranberries. Maybe a pinch of salt if still too tart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403703)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Cyan misanthropic principal's office kitty

why did people in the 50s prefer canned food to fresh cranberries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402501)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks

my mom always made fresh crabberries when we were kids; we werent prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402504)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Comical chestnut area community account

reading comp pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402518)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Magical mind-boggling spot milk

The logistical underpinnings of the food supply in the US went from "impressive" to "world-historical, miraculous" in the early 80s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402533)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: Deranged electric locale

It wasn't possible to get fresh fruit on demand everywhere in the US like it is now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403605)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Cyan misanthropic principal's office kitty

I know. Dbgs just an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403624)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:15 PM
Author: Deranged electric locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403693)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: beta alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403723)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:34 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks

so are country proles couldnt get cranberries even in thanksgiving time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403739)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Cyan misanthropic principal's office kitty

Proles in the mid west have to this day a shocking amount of canned fruit and veggies.

Their "casseroles" are primarily just canned shit dumped into a pan and baked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403787)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403796)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Filthy corn cake

Stop spamming the board with your inane shit today kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402536)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks

today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48402545)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:13 PM
Author: effete motley candlestick maker library

Canned ones are cheap. Just dust off one of the cans you got 5 for $5 in 2020.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403540)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Thirsty office degenerate

most people don't actually like cranberries, they are at best a dip that you apply lightly to your turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403544)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Shaky vibrant idiot

lol do people "dip" their turkey into cranberry sauce?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403548)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Thirsty office degenerate

they put it on top, it is essentially a relish, are you even white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403702)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: Shaky vibrant idiot

im not poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403721)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: beta alpha

and you certainly aren't white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403724)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 7:20 PM
Author: Thirsty office degenerate

even if you make them from scrath with orange zest and nuts and the whole nine yards that is what you mostly do with it, nobody is just shoveling cranberry sauce into their mouths

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403900)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks

i apply heavily to leftover turkey. mmm sugar. prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403556)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Thirsty office degenerate

that is what most people do with it, I've never seen anyone just serve up a bowl of cranberries and go to town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403704)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: grizzly pea-brained lay nowag

More like canned prole-berries, am i right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403609)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403613)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks

*proled canberries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403616)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: effete motley candlestick maker library

Cranberries a la prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#48403626)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Sadistic Multi-colored Clown Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2/#49440630)