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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Comical degenerate

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Comical degenerate



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline abode



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: cobalt set hairy legs



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Provocative crystalline abode



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Big meetinghouse skinny woman

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: racy patrolman french chef

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47092722)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: cobalt set hairy legs



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: burgundy mischievous fanboi sound barrier



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Ticket Booth Associate

<3 u guys so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47092711)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: bateful immigrant sanctuary

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Comical degenerate

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: racy patrolman french chef

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Fighting vibrant school cafeteria double fault

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: violent cuckoldry



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Ruddy federal fat ankles nibblets



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: cobalt set hairy legs



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: honey-headed scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47095635)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: cobalt set hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47098836)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: racy patrolman french chef

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: tan hilarious stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47098854)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: cobalt set hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47098866)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Comical degenerate



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: violent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47143080)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: balding talented boistinker

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: racy patrolman french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#48816934)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Jade sickened area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Jade sickened area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: violent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: seedy new version

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Comical degenerate

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: violent cuckoldry

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Jade sickened area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Comical degenerate



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Church Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#48390994)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Tantric persian kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#48796380)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Comical degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#48796391)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal mad cow disease

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: burgundy mischievous fanboi sound barrier

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Sticky Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#49467431)