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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Supple grizzly whorehouse
  12/29/15
b!
Shivering Bateful Corn Cake
  12/29/15
C
Territorial pea-brained mother
  12/29/15
...
mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting
  12/29/15
c
deranged soul-stirring degenerate
  12/29/15
a
well-lubricated idiotic shitlib
  12/29/15
a
Provocative chrome address
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Shivering Bateful Corn Cake
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Supple grizzly whorehouse
  12/29/15
...
mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Shivering Bateful Corn Cake
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Seedy Naked Office
  12/29/15
...
mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting
  12/29/15
?
Seedy Naked Office
  12/29/15
...
mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Supple grizzly whorehouse
  12/29/15
...
mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting
  12/29/15
c for sure
Seedy Naked Office
  12/29/15
C
Provocative chrome address
  12/29/15
c
vermilion state ape
  12/29/15
Xo
Territorial pea-brained mother
  12/29/15
chaturbate
razzle-dazzle free-loading institution sneaky criminal
  12/30/15
C!
Shivering Bateful Corn Cake
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Shivering Bateful Corn Cake
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
arousing marketing idea range
  12/29/15
...
mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting
  12/29/15
...
Territorial pea-brained mother
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
vermilion state ape
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
magenta irradiated rehab
  12/29/15
lol ouch
mischievous harsh candlestick maker tanning salon
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Seedy Naked Office
  12/29/15
...
excitant henna associate
  12/30/15
...
mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Thirsty school
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Supple grizzly whorehouse
  12/30/15
2
mischievous harsh candlestick maker tanning salon
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Thirsty school
  12/30/15
police
razzle-dazzle free-loading institution sneaky criminal
  12/30/15
1
Provocative chrome address
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Territorial pea-brained mother
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Territorial pea-brained mother
  01/02/16
4 and 180
vermilion state ape
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
vermilion state ape
  12/30/15
...
Territorial pea-brained mother
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
vivacious laser beams scourge upon the earth
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exciting principal's office
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
Insecure indian lodge water buffalo
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Supple grizzly whorehouse

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Shivering Bateful Corn Cake

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Territorial pea-brained mother

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: deranged soul-stirring degenerate

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated idiotic shitlib

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Provocative chrome address

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Shivering Bateful Corn Cake

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Supple grizzly whorehouse

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Shivering Bateful Corn Cake

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Seedy Naked Office

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Seedy Naked Office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Supple grizzly whorehouse

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Seedy Naked Office

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Provocative chrome address

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: vermilion state ape

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Territorial pea-brained mother

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle free-loading institution sneaky criminal

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Shivering Bateful Corn Cake

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Shivering Bateful Corn Cake

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: arousing marketing idea range

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Territorial pea-brained mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: vermilion state ape

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: magenta irradiated rehab

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: mischievous harsh candlestick maker tanning salon

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Seedy Naked Office

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: excitant henna associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: mauve cruise ship famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Thirsty school

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Supple grizzly whorehouse

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: mischievous harsh candlestick maker tanning salon

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Thirsty school

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle free-loading institution sneaky criminal

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Provocative chrome address

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Territorial pea-brained mother

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Territorial pea-brained mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: vermilion state ape

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: vermilion state ape

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Territorial pea-brained mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: vivacious laser beams scourge upon the earth

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: exciting principal's office



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Insecure indian lodge water buffalo

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Outnumbered cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#49506318)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: maize metal church



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