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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Arousing school cafeteria becky
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
Copper buck-toothed principal's office
  11/24/25
No
cyan floppy cuckoldry
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Arousing school cafeteria becky
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Galvanic Saffron Parlor
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
cyan floppy cuckoldry
  11/24/25
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henna stag film organic girlfriend
  11/25/25
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brindle cruise ship
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
henna stag film organic girlfriend
  11/24/25
dot or feather
Arousing school cafeteria becky
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
henna stag film organic girlfriend
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Arousing school cafeteria becky
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
henna stag film organic girlfriend
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
lascivious striped hyena
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Arousing school cafeteria becky
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
lascivious striped hyena
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Arousing school cafeteria becky
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
lascivious striped hyena
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
flesh hyperactive set alpha
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
Copper buck-toothed principal's office
  11/24/25
yes
fragrant duck-like university feces
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Light school factory reset button
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
Arousing school cafeteria becky
  11/24/25
...
Brass stead wrinkle
  11/24/25
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Beady-eyed impressive sanctuary
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ruby outnumbered institution
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
Flushed dingle berry dysfunction
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Arousing school cafeteria becky
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Flushed dingle berry dysfunction
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
razzle-dazzle puce cuck water buffalo
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
cream hairraiser dopamine
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
Electric Business Firm Rigor
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
Copper buck-toothed principal's office
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Vengeful Obsidian House
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Brass stead wrinkle
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
Aromatic Vermilion Windowlicker Nursing Home
  11/24/25
...
hilarious internet-worthy hell
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
Talented milk
  11/24/25
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seedy yapping travel guidebook
  11/25/25
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Arousing school cafeteria becky
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
Cerebral federal son of senegal
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
Light school factory reset button
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
chest-beating crusty meetinghouse halford
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Cerebral federal son of senegal
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
curious casino weed whacker
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
Cerebral federal son of senegal
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
peach trump supporter
  11/25/25
...
Flushed dingle berry dysfunction
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
adventurous immigrant parlour
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
slap-happy center
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
grizzly laughsome lodge prole
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria becky

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Copper buck-toothed principal's office

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: cyan floppy cuckoldry

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria becky

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Saffron Parlor

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: cyan floppy cuckoldry

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: henna stag film organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: brindle cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: henna stag film organic girlfriend

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria becky

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: henna stag film organic girlfriend

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria becky

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: henna stag film organic girlfriend

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: lascivious striped hyena

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria becky

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: lascivious striped hyena

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria becky

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: lascivious striped hyena

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: flesh hyperactive set alpha

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Copper buck-toothed principal's office

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: fragrant duck-like university feces

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Light school factory reset button

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria becky

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Brass stead wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed impressive sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: ruby outnumbered institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Flushed dingle berry dysfunction

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria becky

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Flushed dingle berry dysfunction

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce cuck water buffalo

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: cream hairraiser dopamine

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Electric Business Firm Rigor

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Copper buck-toothed principal's office

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Vengeful Obsidian House

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Brass stead wrinkle

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Aromatic Vermilion Windowlicker Nursing Home

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: hilarious internet-worthy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Talented milk

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: seedy yapping travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Cerebral federal son of senegal

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Light school factory reset button

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: chest-beating crusty meetinghouse halford

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Cerebral federal son of senegal

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: curious casino weed whacker

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Cerebral federal son of senegal

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: peach trump supporter

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Flushed dingle berry dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: adventurous immigrant parlour

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: slap-happy center

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: grizzly laughsome lodge prole

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460651)