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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Cream patrolman theatre
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
spectacular mad cow disease gas station
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Lascivious Beta Idiot
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Maniacal Impressive School
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
spectacular mad cow disease gas station
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Stirring goal in life dysfunction
  12/15/25
...
spruce mood
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Charismatic azure set
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Cream patrolman theatre
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Demanding people who are hurt
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Cream patrolman theatre
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Demanding people who are hurt
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Charismatic azure set
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Cream patrolman theatre
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Charismatic azure set
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
dark cerebral water buffalo background story
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Charismatic azure set
  12/15/25
cambodia town
Violent mexican
  12/15/25
...
Passionate Turdskin Pocket Flask
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Cream patrolman theatre
  12/15/25
...
Passionate Turdskin Pocket Flask
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
marvelous abode fat ankles
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
cowardly laser beams
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
sienna motley double fault
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Charismatic azure set
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
cowardly laser beams
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Green locale
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Charismatic azure set
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Green locale
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
marvelous abode fat ankles
  12/15/25
...
Charismatic azure set
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Misanthropic roommate
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Laughsome market
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Exciting pale faggotry toilet seat
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
adventurous mad-dog skullcap
  12/15/25
...
Pearly Twisted Parlour
  12/15/25
...
gold piazza mother
  12/15/25
...
multi-colored house chad
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
big generalized bond
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
adventurous mad-dog skullcap
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Hairraiser milk
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
adventurous mad-dog skullcap
  12/15/25
...
Green locale
  12/15/25
yes, so
Hairraiser milk
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
costumed address idea he suggested
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
Violent mexican
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
costumed address idea he suggested
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Excitant codepig
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Misanthropic roommate
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
Violent mexican
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Excitant codepig
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
gold piazza mother
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Hairraiser milk
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Misanthropic roommate
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
topaz titillating philosopher-king striped hyena
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Cream patrolman theatre
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
gold piazza mother
  12/15/25
...
Green locale
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
Violent mexican
  12/16/25
...
topaz titillating philosopher-king striped hyena
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
spectacular mad cow disease gas station
  12/16/25
OKay
Free-loading cruise ship
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Soul-stirring disturbing doctorate
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
smoky hospital
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Soul-stirring disturbing doctorate
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
provocative range
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
adventurous mad-dog skullcap
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Vigorous chrome ticket booth
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Cream patrolman theatre
  12/17/25
tp
angry queen of the night
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Cream patrolman theatre

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: spectacular mad cow disease gas station

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Lascivious Beta Idiot

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Maniacal Impressive School

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: spectacular mad cow disease gas station

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Stirring goal in life dysfunction

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: spruce mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Charismatic azure set

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Cream patrolman theatre

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Demanding people who are hurt

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Cream patrolman theatre

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Demanding people who are hurt

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Charismatic azure set

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Cream patrolman theatre

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Charismatic azure set

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: dark cerebral water buffalo background story

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Charismatic azure set

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Violent mexican

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Passionate Turdskin Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Cream patrolman theatre

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Passionate Turdskin Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: marvelous abode fat ankles

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: cowardly laser beams

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: sienna motley double fault

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Charismatic azure set

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: cowardly laser beams

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Green locale

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Charismatic azure set

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Green locale

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: marvelous abode fat ankles

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Charismatic azure set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Misanthropic roommate

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Laughsome market

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Exciting pale faggotry toilet seat

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: adventurous mad-dog skullcap

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Pearly Twisted Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: gold piazza mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: multi-colored house chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: big generalized bond

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: adventurous mad-dog skullcap

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser milk

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: adventurous mad-dog skullcap

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Green locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser milk

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: costumed address idea he suggested

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Violent mexican

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: costumed address idea he suggested

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Excitant codepig

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Misanthropic roommate

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Violent mexican

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Excitant codepig

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: gold piazza mother

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser milk

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Misanthropic roommate

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: topaz titillating philosopher-king striped hyena

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Cream patrolman theatre

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: gold piazza mother

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Green locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Violent mexican

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: topaz titillating philosopher-king striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: spectacular mad cow disease gas station

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Free-loading cruise ship

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring disturbing doctorate

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: smoky hospital

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring disturbing doctorate

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: provocative range

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: adventurous mad-dog skullcap

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Vigorous chrome ticket booth

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Cream patrolman theatre

yeah you gotta pay for it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515778)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: angry queen of the night

tp

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