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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
unhinged legend alpha
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Cyan partner
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
unhinged legend alpha
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Comical self-centered fanboi
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
unhinged legend alpha
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
drunken potus
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Comical self-centered fanboi
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Ebony Mood
  09/22/23
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unhinged legend alpha
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Comical self-centered fanboi
  09/22/23
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Diverse obsidian house shitlib
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
impertinent plaza
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
laughsome theatre trust fund
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
big library
  09/22/23
Yes
unhinged legend alpha
  09/22/23
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sticky ticket booth new version
  09/22/23
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Light boyish field kitty
  09/22/23
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Electric skinny woman
  09/22/23
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Diverse obsidian house shitlib
  09/23/23
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Electric skinny woman
  09/27/23
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Fear-inspiring Appetizing Keepsake Machete Native
  10/01/23
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Flatulent chapel marketing idea
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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unhinged legend alpha
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Fishy cowardly persian
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
unhinged legend alpha
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Electric skinny woman
  09/22/23
...
Poppy mind-boggling roommate hell
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
elite vivacious nursing home philosopher-king
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
lime becky
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
unhinged legend alpha
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Translucent Shaky Church Building French Chef
  09/22/23
...
unhinged legend alpha
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
anal brunch
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
drunken potus
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
unhinged legend alpha
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
anal brunch
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
unhinged legend alpha
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Translucent Shaky Church Building French Chef
  09/27/23
...
unhinged legend alpha
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Pea-brained goal in life locale
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
unhinged legend alpha
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Pea-brained goal in life locale
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
unhinged legend alpha
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Pea-brained goal in life locale
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Abnormal People Who Are Hurt Private Investor
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Buff striped hyena
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
cerise main people point
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Buff striped hyena
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
unhinged legend alpha
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
jade titillating stead
  09/27/23
Ungh
Startling school cafeteria boltzmann
  10/01/23
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jade titillating stead
  10/02/23
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unhinged legend alpha
  10/01/23
Yes
Rusted Vibrant Son Of Senegal
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Twisted Clown
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: unhinged legend alpha

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Cyan partner

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: unhinged legend alpha

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Comical self-centered fanboi

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: unhinged legend alpha

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: drunken potus

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Comical self-centered fanboi

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Ebony Mood

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: unhinged legend alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Comical self-centered fanboi

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Diverse obsidian house shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: impertinent plaza

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: laughsome theatre trust fund

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: big library

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: unhinged legend alpha

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: sticky ticket booth new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Light boyish field kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Electric skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Diverse obsidian house shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Electric skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Appetizing Keepsake Machete Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Flatulent chapel marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: unhinged legend alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Fishy cowardly persian

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: unhinged legend alpha

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Electric skinny woman

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Poppy mind-boggling roommate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: elite vivacious nursing home philosopher-king

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: lime becky

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: unhinged legend alpha

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Translucent Shaky Church Building French Chef

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: unhinged legend alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: anal brunch

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: drunken potus

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: unhinged legend alpha

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: anal brunch

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: unhinged legend alpha

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Translucent Shaky Church Building French Chef

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: unhinged legend alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Pea-brained goal in life locale

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: unhinged legend alpha

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Pea-brained goal in life locale

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: unhinged legend alpha

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Pea-brained goal in life locale

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Abnormal People Who Are Hurt Private Investor

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: cerise main people point

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Buff striped hyena

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: unhinged legend alpha

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: jade titillating stead

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Startling school cafeteria boltzmann

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: jade titillating stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: unhinged legend alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Rusted Vibrant Son Of Senegal

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Twisted Clown

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894111)