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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM Author: flickering patrolman corner You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828405) |
Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM Author: onyx swashbuckling preventive strike If I can't move from my house? No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828409) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM Author: flickering patrolman corner Okay,
You can move from your house with the following caveats:
1. It has to be within the USA. 2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM Author: Cyan impertinent newt One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.
That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM Author: flickering patrolman corner Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828439) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM Author: irradiated french chef hell Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828447) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM Author: Cyan impertinent newt Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828452) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM Author: chrome theater The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828466) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM Author: flickering patrolman corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828486) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM Author: Cyan impertinent newt Point Roberts in Washington. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828490) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM Author: Internet-worthy library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834375) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM Author: Gay disrespectful theatre I can’t afford paying $20M for that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828412) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM Author: brilliant yarmulke Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828414) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM Author: Saffron bespoke roast beef Can you still practice law in this hypo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828441) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM Author: flickering patrolman corner Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828451) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM Author: Pink incel prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828470) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM Author: Aqua piazza masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830512) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM Author: Bright resort clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830557) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM Author: Internet-worthy library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834376) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM Author: Bright resort clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46851815) |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM Author: Infuriating Concupiscible Marketing Idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870845) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM Author: big-titted senate degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46873791) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894006) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM Author: gibberish (?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894008) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM Author: flickering patrolman corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830484) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM Author: Anal Violet Mood Depressive Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830504) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM Author: flickering patrolman corner Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830613) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM Author: Bright resort clown I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830509) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM Author: Vigorous orchid market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46849830) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM Author: khaki hairraiser mental disorder friendly grandma But where do we get $20M to give doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830515) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM Author: aromatic fear-inspiring stage So I'd have to be poorer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830562) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM Author: flickering patrolman corner $20 million on top of whatever you currently make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830594) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM Author: Pearl Histrionic Mother No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830621) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM Author: flickering patrolman corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834341) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM Author: Silver nibblets nursing home I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834369) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM Author: irradiated french chef hell right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834436) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM Author: flickering patrolman corner I think Doobs learned his lesson though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834439) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM Author: Silver nibblets nursing home Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834496) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM Author: flickering patrolman corner 10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834501) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM Author: Pearl Histrionic Mother Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46849770) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM Author: flickering patrolman corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848742) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM Author: snowy casino ratface lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848745) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM Author: flickering patrolman corner lol at the notion of you having a house gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848767) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM Author: snowy casino ratface lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848820) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM Author: flickering patrolman corner You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848847) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM Author: snowy casino ratface lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848862) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM Author: Thriller cuckoldry lol 😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46849805) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM Author: Free-loading harsh sneaky criminal legal warrant absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46851852) |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM Author: Tantric Razzmatazz Heaven Brethren It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870793) |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM Author: Free-loading harsh sneaky criminal legal warrant Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870886) |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM Author: flickering patrolman corner The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870801) |
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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM Author: titillating ticket booth I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.
EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000 |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM Author: learning disabled mahogany locale toilet seat Ungh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870952) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM Author: titillating ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46873717) |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM Author: flickering patrolman corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870692) |
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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM Author: red odious faggotry Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870706) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM Author: ivory police squad zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.
1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be
2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards
these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM Author: Aspiring young lawyer Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?
https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/ |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM Author: peeface jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
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