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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
costumed national
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Indecent step-uncle's house
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
costumed national
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
territorial kink-friendly coldplay fan
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
costumed national
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
anal heaven
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
territorial kink-friendly coldplay fan
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Very tactful contagious potus chad
  09/22/23
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costumed national
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
territorial kink-friendly coldplay fan
  09/22/23
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pearl menage dysfunction
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Stimulating green native faggot firefighter
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
aromatic angry principal's office regret
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Black quadroon
  09/22/23
Yes
costumed national
  09/22/23
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flickering selfie
  09/22/23
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Vermilion giraffe stead
  09/22/23
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mind-boggling sapphire den
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pearl menage dysfunction
  09/23/23
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mind-boggling sapphire den
  09/27/23
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histrionic sable property
  10/01/23
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diverse hairy legs macaca
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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costumed national
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Azure Flatulent State
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
costumed national
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
mind-boggling sapphire den
  09/22/23
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comical coral resort
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Swollen heady stage
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Electric drunken locale
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
costumed national
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Haunting Orchid Market
  09/22/23
...
costumed national
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Purple sick useless brakes lettuce
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
anal heaven
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
costumed national
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Purple sick useless brakes lettuce
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
costumed national
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Haunting Orchid Market
  09/27/23
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costumed national
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Godawful domesticated garrison
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
costumed national
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Godawful domesticated garrison
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
costumed national
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Godawful domesticated garrison
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Startling nofapping school
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Clear exhilarant athletic conference gay wizard
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Racy Demanding Partner Haunted Graveyard
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Clear exhilarant athletic conference gay wizard
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
costumed national
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Tripping light corn cake parlor
  09/27/23
Ungh
Big Clown
  10/01/23
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Tripping light corn cake parlor
  10/02/23
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costumed national
  10/01/23
Yes
Thirsty Dilemma
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Know-it-all alcoholic elastic band
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: costumed national

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Indecent step-uncle's house

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: costumed national

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: territorial kink-friendly coldplay fan

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: costumed national

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: anal heaven

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: territorial kink-friendly coldplay fan

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Very tactful contagious potus chad

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: costumed national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: territorial kink-friendly coldplay fan

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: pearl menage dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Stimulating green native faggot firefighter

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: aromatic angry principal's office regret

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Black quadroon

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: costumed national

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: flickering selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Vermilion giraffe stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling sapphire den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: pearl menage dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling sapphire den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: histrionic sable property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: diverse hairy legs macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: costumed national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Azure Flatulent State

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: costumed national

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling sapphire den

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: comical coral resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Swollen heady stage

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Electric drunken locale

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: costumed national

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Haunting Orchid Market

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: costumed national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Purple sick useless brakes lettuce

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: anal heaven

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: costumed national

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Purple sick useless brakes lettuce

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: costumed national

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Haunting Orchid Market

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: costumed national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Godawful domesticated garrison

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: costumed national

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Godawful domesticated garrison

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: costumed national

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Godawful domesticated garrison

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Startling nofapping school

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Clear exhilarant athletic conference gay wizard

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Racy Demanding Partner Haunted Graveyard

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Clear exhilarant athletic conference gay wizard

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: costumed national

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Tripping light corn cake parlor

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Big Clown

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Tripping light corn cake parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: costumed national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Thirsty Dilemma

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all alcoholic elastic band

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894111)