Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today when Senator John Kennedy (R-LA) unleashed a blistering 47-minute takedown during a Senate Appropriations hearing, accusing the Obama Foundation of operating what he called "the slickest money-laundering operation since Capone wore spats."

Armed with freshly declassified IRS audits and whistleblower documents, Kennedy revealed:

• Over $500 million in donor funds "vanished" into undocumented "global initiatives" with zero paper trail

• $740,000 annual salary to Valerie Jarrett while the Presidential Center sat half-built for 8 years

• Only $1 million deposited into the promised $470 million taxpayer protection fund (meant to cover cost overruns on public park land)

• Mysterious $93 million in "consulting fees" paid to firms linked to Obama campaign bundlers

"This ain't a foundation, folks," Kennedy drawled. "This is a personal ATM disguised as charity."

The real fireworks came 20 minutes later. Former President Barack Obama, attending a nearby democracy forum, was handed a phone with live footage of Kennedy's speech. Eyewitnesses say Obama turned "purple with rage," slamming his fist so hard his microphone fell.

"They're weaponizing audits against legacies!" Obama reportedly shouted, before storming out mid-panel.

Obama Foundation CEO Robynn Steffen issued a frantic denial: "Every penny is accounted for. This is pure political theater."

But Kennedy wasn't done. "If everything's above board, why'd y'all fight the IRS for three years to hide these books?"

Sources say DOJ is now reviewing criminal referral paperwork.

The Obama Center—already $300 million over budget and years delayed—just became Washington's hottest scandal.

Stay tuned. This one's just getting started.

https://x.com/Joe_S_Pure/status/1987250607640674751?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795210&forum_id=2/#49414030)

*retarded OP nods along to AI news story, "wow, BHO really lost it"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795210&forum_id=2/#49417478)

Russell Bunde

@bunde_russell

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Nov 8

Where Are The Arrests!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795210&forum_id=2/#49417521)

Are you equally retarded as butt cheeks? It's just a story written by ChatGPT to make retards like OP and other Farm Animals get super mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795210&forum_id=2/#49417533)

you? you're really fucking stupid, epah. look at all of the people with tranny kids. they are all really fucking stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795210&forum_id=2/#49423191)