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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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bossy point
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
French karate
  08/28/25
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bossy point
  08/28/25
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lemon piazza
  08/28/25
that's it?
Bat shit crazy emerald rehab
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
bossy point
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
maroon mexican
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Bat shit crazy emerald rehab
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Spruce irradiated hominid institution
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
garnet casino
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Spruce irradiated hominid institution
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
garnet casino
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Spruce irradiated hominid institution
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Puce bull headed lay
  08/28/25
Happy?
Stimulating beta hospital
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Puce bull headed lay
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Spruce irradiated hominid institution
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
lemon piazza
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Spruce irradiated hominid institution
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
lemon piazza
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Vivacious Space
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
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  08/28/25
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Stirring startling home pistol
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
180 Lodge
  08/29/25
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multi-colored hairy legs
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Aromatic Parlour
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Jet dashing cumskin library
  08/29/25
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Stirring startling home pistol
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Avocado rebellious base fortuitous meteor
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Jet dashing cumskin library
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
garnet casino
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Chartreuse organic girlfriend
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Spruce irradiated hominid institution
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Puce bull headed lay
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Aromatic Parlour
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Spruce irradiated hominid institution
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
diverse idea he suggested jew
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Confused mood reading party
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Puce bull headed lay
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
lemon piazza
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Spruce irradiated hominid institution
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Jet dashing cumskin library
  09/01/25
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Spruce irradiated hominid institution
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Jet dashing cumskin library
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Spruce irradiated hominid institution
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Stimulating beta hospital
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Puce bull headed lay
  09/01/25
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  09/12/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Adulterous talented menage
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Puce bull headed lay
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Spruce irradiated hominid institution
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
garnet casino
  09/12/25
Yes
Spruce irradiated hominid institution
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
garnet casino
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
garnet casino
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
bossy point
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bossy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: French karate

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: bossy point



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: lemon piazza



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy emerald rehab

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: bossy point

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: maroon mexican

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy emerald rehab

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Spruce irradiated hominid institution

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: garnet casino

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Spruce irradiated hominid institution

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: garnet casino

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Spruce irradiated hominid institution

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: garnet casino

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Puce bull headed lay

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Stimulating beta hospital

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Puce bull headed lay

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Spruce irradiated hominid institution

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: lemon piazza

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Spruce irradiated hominid institution

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: lemon piazza

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Vivacious Space

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: excitant learning disabled laser beams dysfunction

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Stirring startling home pistol



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: 180 Lodge

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Aromatic Parlour

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Jet dashing cumskin library

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Stirring startling home pistol



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Avocado rebellious base fortuitous meteor

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Jet dashing cumskin library

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: garnet casino

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Chartreuse organic girlfriend

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Spruce irradiated hominid institution

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Puce bull headed lay

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Aromatic Parlour

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Spruce irradiated hominid institution

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: diverse idea he suggested jew

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Confused mood reading party

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Puce bull headed lay

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: lemon piazza

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Spruce irradiated hominid institution

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Jet dashing cumskin library

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Spruce irradiated hominid institution



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Jet dashing cumskin library

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Spruce irradiated hominid institution

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Stimulating beta hospital

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Puce bull headed lay

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: garnet casino

?

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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: garnet casino

?

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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Adulterous talented menage

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Puce bull headed lay

Fuck you

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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Spruce irradiated hominid institution

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: garnet casino

"shouldn't've" you mean?

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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Spruce irradiated hominid institution

Yes

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: garnet casino

ty for your honesty

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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: garnet casino

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: bossy point

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259839)