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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| nubile trip orchestra pit scourge upon the earth | 12/16/25 |
| Awkward stirring center jewess | 12/16/25 |
| nubile trip orchestra pit scourge upon the earth | 12/16/25 |
| Awkward stirring center jewess | 12/16/25 |
| nubile trip orchestra pit scourge upon the earth | 12/16/25 |
| Sooty Dashing Theater Stage Voyeur | 12/20/25 |
| Razzmatazz obsidian den | 12/19/25 |
| supple flatulent trailer park | 12/20/25 |
| Brindle zippy step-uncle's house jap | 12/19/25 |
| nubile trip orchestra pit scourge upon the earth | 12/20/25 |
| Brindle zippy step-uncle's house jap | 12/20/25 |
| supple flatulent trailer park | 12/20/25 |
| Violent razzle digit ratio | 12/16/25 |
| supple flatulent trailer park | 12/20/25 |
| Violent razzle digit ratio | 12/22/25 |
| cowardly chest-beating degenerate patrolman | 12/16/25 |
| nubile trip orchestra pit scourge upon the earth | 12/16/25 |
| cowardly chest-beating degenerate patrolman | 12/16/25 |
| Honey-headed nibblets | 12/16/25 |
| Demanding primrose haunted graveyard forum | 12/19/25 |
| Honey-headed nibblets | 12/19/25 |
| Insecure Pistol | 12/20/25 |
| Violet hell place of business | 12/16/25 |
| laughsome azn ladyboy | 12/16/25 |
| supple flatulent trailer park | 12/20/25 |
| 180 public bath fortuitous meteor | 12/20/25 |
| sapphire candlestick maker | 12/16/25 |
| Ocher Disrespectful Menage | 12/20/25 |
| sapphire candlestick maker | 12/23/25 |
| Awkward stirring center jewess | 12/16/25 |
| supple flatulent trailer park | 12/20/25 |
| drab cuckold athletic conference | 12/21/25 |
| Awkward stirring center jewess | 12/16/25 |
| 180 public bath fortuitous meteor | 12/16/25 |
| sapphire candlestick maker | 12/19/25 |
| 180 public bath fortuitous meteor | 12/19/25 |
| fragrant very tactful brunch | 12/19/25 |
| gaped floppy friendly grandma theatre | 12/19/25 |
| nubile trip orchestra pit scourge upon the earth | 12/19/25 |
| hideous jet-lagged fanboi | 12/19/25 |
| hideous jet-lagged fanboi | 12/19/25 |
| Mind-boggling swollen location | 12/19/25 |
| gaped floppy friendly grandma theatre | 12/19/25 |
| Dun Rigpig Stead | 12/19/25 |
| Violent razzle digit ratio | 12/19/25 |
| Sooty Dashing Theater Stage Voyeur | 12/20/25 |
| Cruel-hearted Boltzmann Office | 12/22/25 |
| Exhilarant Jew | 12/19/25 |
| glassy fiercely-loyal international law enforcement agency | 12/19/25 |
| Purple sanctuary turdskin | 12/19/25 |
| 180 public bath fortuitous meteor | 12/19/25 |
| Purple sanctuary turdskin | 12/19/25 |
| Duck-like unholy range | 12/20/25 |
| umber judgmental striped hyena | 12/19/25 |
| Smoky big cruise ship | 12/19/25 |
| cowardly chest-beating degenerate patrolman | 12/19/25 |
| Alcoholic lake chad stage | 12/20/25 |
| carnelian excitant sneaky criminal preventive strike | 12/19/25 |
| Demanding primrose haunted graveyard forum | 12/19/25 |
| appetizing abusive field | 12/19/25 |
| Vivacious lavender theater multi-billionaire | 12/20/25 |
| Passionate Mustard Rehab | 12/20/25 |
| 180 public bath fortuitous meteor | 12/20/25 |
| supple flatulent trailer park | 12/20/25 |
| Alcoholic lake chad stage | 12/20/25 |
| Maroon Motley Stain Trust Fund | 12/20/25 |
| Fantasy-prone crusty genital piercing really tough guy | 12/20/25 |
| glassy fiercely-loyal international law enforcement agency | 12/20/25 |
| Maroon Motley Stain Trust Fund | 12/21/25 |
| hideous jet-lagged fanboi | 12/20/25 |
| drab cuckold athletic conference | 12/20/25 |
| Brindle zippy step-uncle's house jap | 12/21/25 |
| drab cuckold athletic conference | 12/22/25 |
| Brindle zippy step-uncle's house jap | 12/23/25 |
| drab cuckold athletic conference | 12/23/25 |
| Galvanic ruddy crackhouse toilet seat | 12/22/25 |
| Insecure Pistol | 12/22/25 |
| Insecure Pistol | 12/23/25 |
| sick indian lodge crotch | 12/22/25 |
| Cruel-hearted Boltzmann Office | 12/22/25 |
| self-centered box office | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: nubile trip orchestra pit scourge upon the earth 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Awkward stirring center jewess This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: nubile trip orchestra pit scourge upon the earth lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Awkward stirring center jewess My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: nubile trip orchestra pit scourge upon the earth You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Sooty Dashing Theater Stage Voyeur Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Razzmatazz obsidian den It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: supple flatulent trailer park Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Brindle zippy step-uncle's house jap You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: nubile trip orchestra pit scourge upon the earth brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Brindle zippy step-uncle's house jap glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: supple flatulent trailer park You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Violent razzle digit ratio $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: supple flatulent trailer park Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Violent razzle digit ratio thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: cowardly chest-beating degenerate patrolman 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: nubile trip orchestra pit scourge upon the earth ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: cowardly chest-beating degenerate patrolman investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Honey-headed nibblets $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Demanding primrose haunted graveyard forum I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Honey-headed nibblets good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Insecure Pistol $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Violet hell place of business six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: laughsome azn ladyboy 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: supple flatulent trailer park Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: 180 public bath fortuitous meteor what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: sapphire candlestick maker 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Ocher Disrespectful Menage me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: sapphire candlestick maker It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Awkward stirring center jewess 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: supple flatulent trailer park the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: drab cuckold athletic conference Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Awkward stirring center jewess I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: 180 public bath fortuitous meteor mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: sapphire candlestick maker In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: 180 public bath fortuitous meteor yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: fragrant very tactful brunch Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: gaped floppy friendly grandma theatre 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: nubile trip orchestra pit scourge upon the earth fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: hideous jet-lagged fanboi A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: hideous jet-lagged fanboi OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Mind-boggling swollen location A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: gaped floppy friendly grandma theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Dun Rigpig Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Violent razzle digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Sooty Dashing Theater Stage Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Boltzmann Office Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Exhilarant Jew $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: glassy fiercely-loyal international law enforcement agency can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Purple sanctuary turdskin Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: 180 public bath fortuitous meteor nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Purple sanctuary turdskin Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Duck-like unholy range You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: umber judgmental striped hyena Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Smoky big cruise ship Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: cowardly chest-beating degenerate patrolman damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Alcoholic lake chad stage Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: carnelian excitant sneaky criminal preventive strike Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Demanding primrose haunted graveyard forum 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: appetizing abusive field Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Vivacious lavender theater multi-billionaire 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Passionate Mustard Rehab 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: 180 public bath fortuitous meteor 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: supple flatulent trailer park Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Alcoholic lake chad stage 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Maroon Motley Stain Trust Fund literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Fantasy-prone crusty genital piercing really tough guy I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: glassy fiercely-loyal international law enforcement agency so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Maroon Motley Stain Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: hideous jet-lagged fanboi 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: drab cuckold athletic conference Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Brindle zippy step-uncle's house jap how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: drab cuckold athletic conference I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Brindle zippy step-uncle's house jap 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: drab cuckold athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Galvanic ruddy crackhouse toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Insecure Pistol Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Insecure Pistol $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: sick indian lodge crotch $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Boltzmann Office I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: self-centered box office 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49598250) |