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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: emerald striped hyena Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: Silver Stage Community Account This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: Nubile Karate Kitchen looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: emerald striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Appetizing business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: burgundy sick stage I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Supple bright stag film partner if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: spruce roommate lodge yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: diverse bawdyhouse halford Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Chrome Naked Kitty Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: diverse bawdyhouse halford Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Nubile Karate Kitchen 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: burgundy sick stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: emerald striped hyena boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Chrome Naked Kitty Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Azure razzle school cafeteria ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: emerald striped hyena fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: spruce roommate lodge delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: slate trip trailer park poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: emerald striped hyena poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Nubile Karate Kitchen he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: emerald striped hyena I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: Nubile Karate Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: Fragrant Grizzly Wrinkle I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: spruce roommate lodge dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Supple bright stag film partner lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Nubile Karate Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: spruce roommate lodge oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: burgundy sick stage He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: Self-absorbed sienna library pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: emerald striped hyena I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Fantasy-prone legal warrant death wish I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: light school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: galvanic hyperventilating hissy fit Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: startled institution factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: Nubile Karate Kitchen this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: Mewling Vivacious Native Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: chest-beating fiercely-loyal university internal respiration I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: slate trip trailer park Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: startled institution factory reset button no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: slate trip trailer park who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: swashbuckling ruby crackhouse faggotry He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: slate trip trailer park there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: emerald striped hyena he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: swashbuckling ruby crackhouse faggotry You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: slate trip trailer park So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: Nubile Karate Kitchen he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: startled institution factory reset button i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: emerald striped hyena he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Floppy station He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: swashbuckling ruby crackhouse faggotry No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: light school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: emerald striped hyena summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Floppy station You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: emerald striped hyena I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Duck-like harsh crotch So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: emerald striped hyena I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Nubile Karate Kitchen has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Self-absorbed sienna library the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: spruce roommate lodge he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: beady-eyed half-breed doctorate He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: histrionic nibblets stain Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: charismatic wagecucks who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Nubile Karate Kitchen why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: chest-beating fiercely-loyal university internal respiration I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: startled institution factory reset button really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: emerald striped hyena Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Plum Mind-boggling Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: light school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: irradiated coral quadroon parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: crystalline becky voyeur Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: claret bateful main people meetinghouse Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: crystalline becky voyeur He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: emerald striped hyena I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Alcoholic wonderful stock car piazza Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Nubile Karate Kitchen boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: aromatic bistre box office gaming laptop in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Nubile Karate Kitchen he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: aromatic bistre box office gaming laptop sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: Mewling Vivacious Native Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: claret bateful main people meetinghouse a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: beady-eyed half-breed doctorate thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Multi-colored fortuitous meteor house how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: motley market 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: startled institution factory reset button she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: aqua comical codepig Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: light school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: aqua comical codepig Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: startled institution factory reset button You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: aqua comical codepig Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: slate trip trailer park Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: motley market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: Floppy station She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: motley market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: motley market ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: aqua comical codepig If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Self-absorbed sienna library oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Dark cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: spruce roommate lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: iridescent kitty cat once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: confused public bath boistinker I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: Mewling Vivacious Native Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: emerald striped hyena That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: emerald striped hyena Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: pontificating talented base NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2/#49521756) |