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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: stubborn brindle famous landscape painting genital piercing 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Primrose indecent corn cake This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: stubborn brindle famous landscape painting genital piercing lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Primrose indecent corn cake My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: stubborn brindle famous landscape painting genital piercing You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Big-titted hyperactive dingle berry Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Galvanic federal boltzmann becky It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: bronze exciting elastic band business firm Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Filthy startled rigpig institution You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: stubborn brindle famous landscape painting genital piercing brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Filthy startled rigpig institution glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: bronze exciting elastic band business firm You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Floppy up-to-no-good library $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: bronze exciting elastic band business firm Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Floppy up-to-no-good library thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Stirring lodge nibblets 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: stubborn brindle famous landscape painting genital piercing ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Stirring lodge nibblets investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Odious Buck-toothed Locus $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: effete irradiated water buffalo I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Odious Buck-toothed Locus good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: mauve adventurous stage fanboi $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: charcoal wonderful ladyboy abode six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: twisted very tactful national mexican 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: bronze exciting elastic band business firm Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: brass beady-eyed casino degenerate what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: exhilarant travel guidebook 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: stimulating maize codepig crotch me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: exhilarant travel guidebook It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Primrose indecent corn cake 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: bronze exciting elastic band business firm the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: titillating flushed antidepressant drug Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Primrose indecent corn cake I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: brass beady-eyed casino degenerate mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: exhilarant travel guidebook In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: brass beady-eyed casino degenerate yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Cobalt Vigorous Gaping Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Poppy Dilemma 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: stubborn brindle famous landscape painting genital piercing fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Learning disabled chestnut shitlib messiness A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Learning disabled chestnut shitlib messiness OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Yellow Soggy Chad Heaven A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Poppy Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: dashing transparent chapel wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Floppy up-to-no-good library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Big-titted hyperactive dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: citrine fragrant masturbator point Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Cerebral Theatre Mother $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: deranged sweet tailpipe can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Clear Frisky Deer Antler Sound Barrier Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: brass beady-eyed casino degenerate nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Clear Frisky Deer Antler Sound Barrier Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Abusive crusty den gay wizard You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Marvelous range Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: greedy field mediation Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Stirring lodge nibblets damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Insecure office Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Naked ape market Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: effete irradiated water buffalo 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: free-loading party of the first part menage Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Copper home 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Nubile Hall 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: brass beady-eyed casino degenerate 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: bronze exciting elastic band business firm Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Insecure office 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Snowy house-broken school literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Jade sanctuary partner I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: deranged sweet tailpipe so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Snowy house-broken school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Learning disabled chestnut shitlib messiness 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: titillating flushed antidepressant drug Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Filthy startled rigpig institution how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: titillating flushed antidepressant drug I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Filthy startled rigpig institution 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: titillating flushed antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: turquoise sinister jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: mauve adventurous stage fanboi Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: mauve adventurous stage fanboi $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: hot athletic conference $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: citrine fragrant masturbator point I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: violent stage regret 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49598250) |