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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
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Submissive trump supporter
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fragrant pozpig idea he suggested
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
copper ticket booth
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
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spectacular dark legal warrant
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
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spectacular dark legal warrant
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
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spectacular dark legal warrant
  12/17/25
Incredible
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
boom lives
indigo base headpube
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
copper ticket booth
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
heady rusted french chef community account
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
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spectacular dark legal warrant
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
wmtp
Boyish Shimmering Brunch
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Arousing Nighttime Travel Guidebook Deer Antler
  12/17/25
Strong contender
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Arousing Nighttime Travel Guidebook Deer Antler
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Arousing Nighttime Travel Guidebook Deer Antler
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
exhilarant territorial death wish
  12/17/25
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gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
evan39
amethyst maniacal stage
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Submissive trump supporter
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Fighting doctorate space
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Fighting doctorate space
  12/17/25
who are you
indigo base headpube
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Fighting doctorate space
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
indigo base headpube
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
amethyst maniacal stage
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
iridescent nursing home
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Fighting doctorate space
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Fighting doctorate space
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Fighting doctorate space
  12/18/25
whokobe
indigo base headpube
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
exhilarant territorial death wish
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
exhilarant territorial death wish
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
lilac cerebral station double fault
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
indigo base headpube
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
lilac cerebral station double fault
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
indigo base headpube
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
lilac cerebral station double fault
  12/17/25
Who is IH
gaped kitchen
  12/17/25
(n00b)
lilac cerebral station double fault
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
glittery honey-headed goal in life
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
gaped kitchen
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
walnut passionate range mexican
  12/18/25
Stfu
gaped kitchen
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Navy stirring principal's office
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Hairraiser Idiotic School Organic Girlfriend
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Slate Sexy Stag Film
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
gaped kitchen
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
histrionic becky
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
gaped kitchen
  12/18/25
Thanks.
glittery honey-headed goal in life
  12/18/25
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  05/08/26
Boom
Translucent cheese-eating sweet tailpipe
  12/18/25
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Contagious Internet-worthy Stead
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LARPing to online strangers tp(s)
  05/08/26


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: gaped kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Submissive trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: fragrant pozpig idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: copper ticket booth

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: spectacular dark legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: spectacular dark legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: spectacular dark legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: indigo base headpube

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: copper ticket booth

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: heady rusted french chef community account

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: spectacular dark legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Boyish Shimmering Brunch

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Arousing Nighttime Travel Guidebook Deer Antler

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Arousing Nighttime Travel Guidebook Deer Antler

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Arousing Nighttime Travel Guidebook Deer Antler

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: exhilarant territorial death wish

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: gaped kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: amethyst maniacal stage

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Submissive trump supporter

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Fighting doctorate space

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Fighting doctorate space

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: indigo base headpube

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Fighting doctorate space

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: indigo base headpube

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: amethyst maniacal stage

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: iridescent nursing home

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Fighting doctorate space

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Fighting doctorate space

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Fighting doctorate space

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: indigo base headpube

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: exhilarant territorial death wish

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: exhilarant territorial death wish

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: lilac cerebral station double fault

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: indigo base headpube

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: lilac cerebral station double fault

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: indigo base headpube

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: lilac cerebral station double fault

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: lilac cerebral station double fault

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: glittery honey-headed goal in life

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: gaped kitchen

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: walnut passionate range mexican

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Navy stirring principal's office

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser Idiotic School Organic Girlfriend

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Slate Sexy Stag Film

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: histrionic becky

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: gaped kitchen

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: glittery honey-headed goal in life

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519537)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49875080)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Translucent cheese-eating sweet tailpipe

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Contagious Internet-worthy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519546)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49875075)