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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| vivacious dopamine | 12/16/25 |
| Crusty Sapphire Round Eye Partner | 12/16/25 |
| vivacious dopamine | 12/16/25 |
| Crusty Sapphire Round Eye Partner | 12/16/25 |
| vivacious dopamine | 12/16/25 |
| Diverse stead juggernaut | 12/20/25 |
| opaque pocket flask generalized bond | 12/19/25 |
| hilarious aqua parlor stock car | 12/20/25 |
| Shimmering preventive strike telephone | 12/19/25 |
| vivacious dopamine | 12/20/25 |
| Shimmering preventive strike telephone | 12/20/25 |
| hilarious aqua parlor stock car | 12/20/25 |
| Vibrant Snowy Sound Barrier Fanboi | 12/16/25 |
| hilarious aqua parlor stock car | 12/20/25 |
| Vibrant Snowy Sound Barrier Fanboi | 12/22/25 |
| blue cruise ship mental disorder | 12/16/25 |
| vivacious dopamine | 12/16/25 |
| blue cruise ship mental disorder | 12/16/25 |
| lascivious buff mad-dog skullcap | 12/16/25 |
| white turdskin lodge | 12/19/25 |
| lascivious buff mad-dog skullcap | 12/19/25 |
| soul-stirring blathering place of business | 12/20/25 |
| frozen angry rehab queen of the night | 12/16/25 |
| Glittery dark idea he suggested center | 12/16/25 |
| hilarious aqua parlor stock car | 12/20/25 |
| Ocher Set | 12/20/25 |
| hairraiser navy candlestick maker | 12/16/25 |
| Mind-boggling boiling water | 12/20/25 |
| hairraiser navy candlestick maker | 12/23/25 |
| Crusty Sapphire Round Eye Partner | 12/16/25 |
| hilarious aqua parlor stock car | 12/20/25 |
| razzmatazz salmon puppy | 12/21/25 |
| Crusty Sapphire Round Eye Partner | 12/16/25 |
| Ocher Set | 12/16/25 |
| hairraiser navy candlestick maker | 12/19/25 |
| Ocher Set | 12/19/25 |
| Cerebral amethyst crotch | 12/19/25 |
| fiercely-loyal heaven | 12/19/25 |
| vivacious dopamine | 12/19/25 |
| shivering mother stain | 12/19/25 |
| shivering mother stain | 12/19/25 |
| Fighting indigo school jew | 12/19/25 |
| fiercely-loyal heaven | 12/19/25 |
| trip insecure university alpha | 12/19/25 |
| Vibrant Snowy Sound Barrier Fanboi | 12/19/25 |
| Diverse stead juggernaut | 12/20/25 |
| Ruby gas station ladyboy | 12/22/25 |
| thriller vengeful house masturbator | 12/19/25 |
| wonderful pearl faggot firefighter trump supporter | 12/19/25 |
| charismatic idiotic theater stage multi-billionaire | 12/19/25 |
| Ocher Set | 12/19/25 |
| charismatic idiotic theater stage multi-billionaire | 12/19/25 |
| nofapping very tactful sandwich resort | 12/20/25 |
| Swashbuckling hominid ape | 12/19/25 |
| Bistre supple internal respiration boistinker | 12/19/25 |
| blue cruise ship mental disorder | 12/19/25 |
| jade stimulating address | 12/20/25 |
| Exhilarant Overrated Halford | 12/19/25 |
| white turdskin lodge | 12/19/25 |
| electric fishy step-uncle's house legend | 12/19/25 |
| alcoholic field keepsake machete | 12/20/25 |
| Fragrant Red Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater | 12/20/25 |
| Ocher Set | 12/20/25 |
| hilarious aqua parlor stock car | 12/20/25 |
| jade stimulating address | 12/20/25 |
| Dashing painfully honest hospital | 12/20/25 |
| Abnormal weed whacker | 12/20/25 |
| wonderful pearl faggot firefighter trump supporter | 12/20/25 |
| Dashing painfully honest hospital | 12/21/25 |
| shivering mother stain | 12/20/25 |
| razzmatazz salmon puppy | 12/20/25 |
| Shimmering preventive strike telephone | 12/21/25 |
| razzmatazz salmon puppy | 12/22/25 |
| Shimmering preventive strike telephone | 12/23/25 |
| razzmatazz salmon puppy | 12/23/25 |
| Self-centered Histrionic Point Codepig | 12/22/25 |
| soul-stirring blathering place of business | 12/22/25 |
| soul-stirring blathering place of business | 12/23/25 |
| Sinister liquid oxygen | 12/22/25 |
| Ruby gas station ladyboy | 12/22/25 |
| Titillating shrine psychic | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: vivacious dopamine 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Crusty Sapphire Round Eye Partner This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: vivacious dopamine lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Crusty Sapphire Round Eye Partner My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: vivacious dopamine You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Diverse stead juggernaut Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: opaque pocket flask generalized bond It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: hilarious aqua parlor stock car Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Shimmering preventive strike telephone You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: vivacious dopamine brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Shimmering preventive strike telephone glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: hilarious aqua parlor stock car You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Vibrant Snowy Sound Barrier Fanboi $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: hilarious aqua parlor stock car Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Vibrant Snowy Sound Barrier Fanboi thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: blue cruise ship mental disorder 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: vivacious dopamine ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: blue cruise ship mental disorder investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: lascivious buff mad-dog skullcap $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: white turdskin lodge I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: lascivious buff mad-dog skullcap good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: soul-stirring blathering place of business $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: frozen angry rehab queen of the night six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Glittery dark idea he suggested center 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: hilarious aqua parlor stock car Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Ocher Set what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: hairraiser navy candlestick maker 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Mind-boggling boiling water me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: hairraiser navy candlestick maker It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Crusty Sapphire Round Eye Partner 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: hilarious aqua parlor stock car the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: razzmatazz salmon puppy Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Crusty Sapphire Round Eye Partner I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Ocher Set mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: hairraiser navy candlestick maker In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Ocher Set yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Cerebral amethyst crotch Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: fiercely-loyal heaven 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: vivacious dopamine fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: shivering mother stain A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: shivering mother stain OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Fighting indigo school jew A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: fiercely-loyal heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: trip insecure university alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Vibrant Snowy Sound Barrier Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Diverse stead juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Ruby gas station ladyboy Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: thriller vengeful house masturbator $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: wonderful pearl faggot firefighter trump supporter can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: charismatic idiotic theater stage multi-billionaire Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Ocher Set nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: charismatic idiotic theater stage multi-billionaire Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: nofapping very tactful sandwich resort You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Swashbuckling hominid ape Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Bistre supple internal respiration boistinker Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: blue cruise ship mental disorder damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: jade stimulating address Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Exhilarant Overrated Halford Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: white turdskin lodge 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: electric fishy step-uncle's house legend Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: alcoholic field keepsake machete 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Fragrant Red Bawdyhouse Volcanic Crater 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Ocher Set 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: hilarious aqua parlor stock car Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: jade stimulating address 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Dashing painfully honest hospital literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Abnormal weed whacker I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: wonderful pearl faggot firefighter trump supporter so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Dashing painfully honest hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: shivering mother stain 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: razzmatazz salmon puppy Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Shimmering preventive strike telephone how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: razzmatazz salmon puppy I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Shimmering preventive strike telephone 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: razzmatazz salmon puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Self-centered Histrionic Point Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: soul-stirring blathering place of business Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: soul-stirring blathering place of business $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Sinister liquid oxygen $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Ruby gas station ladyboy I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Titillating shrine psychic 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49598250) |