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Hypo: $2500 a day taxfree to be alone in a room with NSAM. How long do you stay?

the room is pure white, 8x8, with nothing in it but two whit...
Irate Cordovan Sandwich Theatre
  11/25/25
mind altering is 120, what about coffee?
histrionic green chapel
  11/25/25
mind-altering is defined as substances such as alcohol which...
Irate Cordovan Sandwich Theatre
  11/25/25
can i just kill him right off the bat? dont really care abou...
dashing stead
  11/25/25
the assistants monitor you 24/7 and will rush in if any phys...
Irate Cordovan Sandwich Theatre
  11/25/25
but where am I supposed to get a million dollars
chocolate vigorous locale toaster
  11/25/25
...
Adventurous queen of the night
  11/26/25
id live there
histrionic green chapel
  11/25/25
until you die so you can't even spend the money? a life alon...
Irate Cordovan Sandwich Theatre
  11/25/25
I take the deal and immediately commence to kick the shit ou...
Shimmering soul-stirring patrolman
  11/25/25
Congratulations! You now have NSAM's voice (at full volume) ...
chocolate vigorous locale toaster
  11/26/25
Worth it.
Shimmering soul-stirring patrolman
  11/26/25
Anyone? Anyone?
chocolate vigorous locale toaster
  11/26/25
that's way less money than a make at my job, which i would h...
Gaped indirect expression
  11/25/25


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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Irate Cordovan Sandwich Theatre

the room is pure white, 8x8, with nothing in it but two white sleeping bags and two white porcelain bedpans. if you touch NSAM the challenge ends and you will receive all your money the same as if you ended it. there is a slot on the bottom of the the locked door where you can turn in your bedpan and receive meals. the person who services this will take your food and beverage order up to 3 times a day. you can request any food and beverage you'd like and it will be delivered within an hour, aside from any mind-altering substances. you will never see the assistant and he will not respond to you. assistants are posted 24/7. NSAM will never physically touch you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460022)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: histrionic green chapel

mind altering is 120, what about coffee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460028)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Irate Cordovan Sandwich Theatre

mind-altering is defined as substances such as alcohol which may make the experience more tolerable. mind-altering substances that make you more alert are allowed, so caffeine is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460038)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: dashing stead

can i just kill him right off the bat? dont really care about the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460035)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Irate Cordovan Sandwich Theatre

the assistants monitor you 24/7 and will rush in if any physical altercation occurs. however, you will likely have about 5 seconds before you can be stopped. if you can kill him with your bare hands during that, sure. but you'll at least be able to get a couple good kicks and punches in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460041)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: chocolate vigorous locale toaster

but where am I supposed to get a million dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460046)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:11 AM
Author: Adventurous queen of the night



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: histrionic green chapel

id live there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460047)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Irate Cordovan Sandwich Theatre

until you die so you can't even spend the money? a life alone in a room with NSAM manically schizoranting at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460050)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Shimmering soul-stirring patrolman

I take the deal and immediately commence to kick the shit out of that annoying psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460066)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: chocolate vigorous locale toaster

Congratulations! You now have NSAM's voice (at full volume) perpetually playing in your head for the rest of your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49461998)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Shimmering soul-stirring patrolman

Worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49462529)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: chocolate vigorous locale toaster

Anyone? Anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49462557)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Gaped indirect expression

that's way less money than a make at my job, which i would have to quit. so no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460067)