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fuck, 97.2 THE FEAR is playing holiday songs

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excitant bawdyhouse lettuce
  11/27/17
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Crystalline filthy dysfunction half-breed
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It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her ...
Frisky state
  11/27/17
love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one
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"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're...
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next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)&qu...
excitant bawdyhouse lettuce
  11/27/17
My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mo...
Frisky state
  11/27/17
unnngh. cup size?
excitant bawdyhouse lettuce
  11/27/17
B at the time. Bright pink nipples.
Frisky state
  11/27/17
nice. think she's game?
excitant bawdyhouse lettuce
  11/27/17
loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (be...
Frisky state
  11/27/17
how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?
excitant bawdyhouse lettuce
  11/27/17
Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikin...
Frisky state
  11/27/17
she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house
excitant bawdyhouse lettuce
  11/27/17
Will j/o to this later. ty.
Frisky state
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Big Olive Point Jewess
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holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day
bipolar lascivious university
  11/28/17
And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218...
Fear-inspiring office
  11/27/17
Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono ...
Frisky state
  11/27/17
Hahah my firm counts it at zero
Fear-inspiring office
  11/27/17
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Stimulating blood rage
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Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas,"...
Honey-headed theater
  11/27/17
And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginnin...
Peach Organic Girlfriend House
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excitant bawdyhouse lettuce
  11/27/17
Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "C...
Frisky state
  11/27/17
Hahahahaha
Peach Organic Girlfriend House
  11/27/17
looooool
beta therapy field
  11/28/17
(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)
up-to-no-good stage hissy fit
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Frisky state
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beta therapy field
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Orchid Senate
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Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those...
fragrant idiotic stain ape
  11/27/17
Really funny fake song posts guys
Crimson Sneaky Criminal
  11/27/17
ur gay
excitant bawdyhouse lettuce
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Peach Organic Girlfriend House
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Amethyst mental disorder parlour
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After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "Wha...
Dull Hateful Hunting Ground
  11/27/17
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Flatulent bistre scourge upon the earth
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This meme is a festering TTT in decline hehehe 20 word so...
Floppy Rebellious Goyim
  11/27/17
Embarrassing thread
Crimson Sneaky Criminal
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Amethyst mental disorder parlour
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Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by th...
Peach Organic Girlfriend House
  11/27/17
Really fucking bad post.
Crimson Sneaky Criminal
  11/28/17
oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, an...
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(Scrooge)
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I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now i...
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Floppy Rebellious Goyim
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I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kell...
excitant bawdyhouse lettuce
  11/27/17
lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried ...
Frisky state
  11/27/17
Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gi...
Frisky state
  11/27/17
Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you*...
Peach Organic Girlfriend House
  11/27/17
Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Cert...
Frisky state
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excitant bawdyhouse lettuce
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One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightst...
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Provocative Cream Tattoo Filthpig
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That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinde...
Peach Organic Girlfriend House
  11/27/17
Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their ...
Frisky state
  11/27/17
And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daug...
up-to-no-good stage hissy fit
  11/27/17
That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagr...
Peach Organic Girlfriend House
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Frisky state
  11/27/17
Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (O...
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  11/27/17
Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:...
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From the band that put SF on the map, here's: "Mailb...
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Next up, from Dr. Genetics and the Life Destroyers, "Yo...
Honey-headed theater
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Ohhh, and a special request from ggtp, this one goes out to ...
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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:01 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse lettuce



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: Crystalline filthy dysfunction half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34784969)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Frisky state

It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her now-classic "All I Want for Christmas is a Grandchild."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785003)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse lettuce

love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785020)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good stage hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785178)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Khaki whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788665)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: Poppy becky jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#45448718)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: sepia painfully honest church building coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785008)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Burgundy Party Of The First Part Hell

"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're hear with Inevitable Death's all-time classic, 'Working On One of the Seven Christmases You Have Left With Dad Still Alive.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785030)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Wild windowlicker den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788099)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: beta therapy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788533)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: demanding massive wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788555)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:06 AM
Author: Electric Shaky Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#45449100)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse lettuce

next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)" by My First Cousin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785031)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Frisky state

My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mother--My Dad's Younger Sister--had the 1993 hit, "My Nephew Spent the Entire Family Pool Party Trying to See Down My Tommy Hilfiger Bikini Top and Thought I Didn't Notice (The Whole Family Noticed)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785132)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse lettuce

unnngh. cup size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785157)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Frisky state

B at the time. Bright pink nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785193)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse lettuce

nice. think she's game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785200)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:24 PM
Author: Frisky state

loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (beyond immediate) is fat fat fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785217)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse lettuce

how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785227)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Frisky state

Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikini top with hard cups and her tits did not fill them. Was impossible not to stare as a 12-y/o.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785265)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse lettuce

she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785292)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: Frisky state

Will j/o to this later. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785325)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:46 PM
Author: Big Olive Point Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785423)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: bipolar lascivious university

holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788498)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring office

And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218 hours in December to Make Your Billables.” Seems to get more true with each passing year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785043)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: Frisky state

Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono at 0.5x. Still lots of days left!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785111)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring office

Hahah my firm counts it at zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785546)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Stimulating blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785263)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed theater

Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas," by Your Dad and the Funeral Parlors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785151)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: Peach Organic Girlfriend House

And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginning to look a lot like Christmas” by The Apple Store (and featuring AT&T ) it is “we’re fucking up you’re wife’s phone just in time for Christmas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785204)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785228)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: Frisky state

Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "Cases are for Poors" and "You're Careful and It's Always in Your Purse, Anyway" off their album "Hehe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785251)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: Peach Organic Girlfriend House

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785284)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: beta therapy field

looooool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788538)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good stage hissy fit

(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785240)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Frisky state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785274)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: beta therapy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788540)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:14 AM
Author: Orchid Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#45449112)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: fragrant idiotic stain ape

Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those new year's resolution fats!" from the BMI 35s latest album "Your B Cups Aren't Pecs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785257)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Crimson Sneaky Criminal

Really funny fake song posts guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785259)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse lettuce

ur gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785286)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Peach Organic Girlfriend House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785290)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: Amethyst mental disorder parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34787868)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Dull Hateful Hunting Ground

After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "What, My Old High School is Half Puerto Rican Now?!?" by the Declining Land Values so Kiss Your Inheritance Goodbye Posse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785296)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Flatulent bistre scourge upon the earth

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785511)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Floppy Rebellious Goyim

This meme is a festering TTT in decline

hehehe 20 word song title by band with10 word name hehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785302)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Crimson Sneaky Criminal

Embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785321)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Amethyst mental disorder parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34786307)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Peach Organic Girlfriend House

Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by the Homo Newbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785358)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 4:00 AM
Author: Crimson Sneaky Criminal

Really fucking bad post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34787694)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Lilac appetizing pistol

oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, and "new poster, first day" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788547)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle halford genital piercing

(Scrooge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788622)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: beta therapy field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788561)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: abnormal fat ankles police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34789378)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: magenta naked public bath

I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now it is cringe-inducing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785361)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Floppy Rebellious Goyim

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785367)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse lettuce

I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kelly's marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785406)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:45 PM
Author: Frisky state

lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried to force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785420)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Frisky state

Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gifts This Year; I Don't Need Anything" by the SAHM Getting Five Deliveries Per Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785312)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Peach Organic Girlfriend House

Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you* a gift?” by Credit Cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785342)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Frisky state

Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Certificate" off of "Shit, I forgot to buy a real gift for him again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785390)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse lettuce

: (

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785407)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: Frisky state

One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightstand drawer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785429)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle halford genital piercing



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Provocative Cream Tattoo Filthpig



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Peach Organic Girlfriend House

That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinder Teen and the Missing Daddies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785318)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Frisky state

Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their new hit: "Rewrap Last Year's Unopened Gifts?" off their album "Ungrateful Wife Vol. 2."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785345)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: up-to-no-good stage hissy fit

And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daughter: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Shaquille."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785356)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: Peach Organic Girlfriend House

That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagram Wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785375)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Frisky state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785397)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: Lilac appetizing pistol

Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (Outside a Casket) Ever Again Just Because He Likes Trump a Little" by the Festering Shitdicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34785445)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:37 AM
Author: hairless house-broken candlestick maker useless brakes

Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:

"Is my phone line disconnected" by aging fathers who haven't heard from their rootless cosmopolitan kids in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788091)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: hairless house-broken candlestick maker useless brakes

From the band that put SF on the map, here's:

"Mailbox full" by desperate 35 year old balding male attorneys hitting up tinder sloot 5s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788110)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Reading this post is consent to get hurt (🦉)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#49445686)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Honey-headed theater

Next up, from Dr. Genetics and the Life Destroyers, "Your Deeply Autistic Daughter Will Never Say 'Merry Christmas'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788543)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Honey-headed theater

Ohhh, and a special request from ggtp, this one goes out to you, from Inhouse HR and the Gotta Know Somebodies, "Thank You For Your Interest (But Our Christmas Department Is Fully Staffed)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788558)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle halford genital piercing

Now for the wistful “will I ever ski again?” by Accelerated Aging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788618)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: bipolar lascivious university

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34788645)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: abnormal fat ankles police squad

And now a throwback punk number from The Poisons, it’s their hit “Eggnog Pancreatitis”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2/#34789390)



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Date: December 21st, 2021 3:03 PM
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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:46 AM
Author: fragrant idiotic stain ape



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:50 AM
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