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Hilarious Story about being "hit on"

The other thread triggered this memory. When I was 16-17, I...
Slap-happy Circlehead Queen Of The Night
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puce thirsty library
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filthy massive turdskin
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lime sound barrier public bath
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy Circlehead Queen Of The Night

The other thread triggered this memory. When I was 16-17, I was at McDonald's with a couple friends. This really cute girl was sweeping up and kept "accidentally" bumping into me. I didn't get it until one of my friends was like "she's hitting on you." This was pre cell phones so I really had no idea how to talk to her or get her number and did nothing.

Instead, as I was walking out I saw a statute of Ronald McDonald reclining and lying on his side (it was an in store statute). I took my friends ice cream cone and stuck it right where Ronald's dick would be, so it looked like a huge dick. Great times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817080&forum_id=2/#49560607)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: puce thirsty library



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: filthy massive turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817080&forum_id=2/#49560612)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: lime sound barrier public bath



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: Slap-happy Circlehead Queen Of The Night

The message is you can be tall and attractive but autism will still mkae you fumble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817080&forum_id=2/#49560650)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: fuchsia bossy abode indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817080&forum_id=2/#49560796)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Doobsian Flesh Boltzmann Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817080&forum_id=2/#49560763)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: glittery blue dopamine hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817080&forum_id=2/#49560780)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Learning disabled heaven

mods, this definitely takes me back to my youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817080&forum_id=2/#49560798)