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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
ultramarine idiotic business firm hominid
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
Spectacular Startled Masturbator Nibblets
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Alcoholic Gay Theater
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
silver talented wagecucks
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
Disturbing Prole
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
Pungent Supple Principal's Office Elastic Band
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
Disturbing Prole
  04/24/26
Link?
Pungent Supple Principal's Office Elastic Band
  04/24/26
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ultramarine idiotic business firm hominid
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
slate hall
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
Marvelous black base newt
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
slate hall
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
glassy beta son of senegal feces
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
Exciting public bath headpube
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Ebony geriatric pit
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
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Boyish market
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Canary regret
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Boyish market
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
Marvelous black base newt
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
silver talented wagecucks
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: ultramarine idiotic business firm hominid

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Spectacular Startled Masturbator Nibblets

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Alcoholic Gay Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: silver talented wagecucks

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Disturbing Prole

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Pungent Supple Principal's Office Elastic Band

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Disturbing Prole

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Pungent Supple Principal's Office Elastic Band

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: ultramarine idiotic business firm hominid

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: slate hall

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Marvelous black base newt

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: slate hall

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: glassy beta son of senegal feces

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Exciting public bath headpube

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Ebony geriatric pit

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Lavender Razzmatazz Lay

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Boyish market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Canary regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Boyish market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Marvelous black base newt

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: silver talented wagecucks

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839738)