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nfl teams that can't possibly have any fans
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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: Diverse hilarious hairy legs school cafeteria texans jaguars titans panthers chargers cardinals |
Date: April 24th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: misunderstood regret boistinker Cardinals -- I can't believe they went to a Superbowl. Kurt Warner deserved the Hall of Fame if the only thing he ever did in football was guide that franchise to the Superbowl.
Dolphins-- dominant in the 70s but shit since. I can't remember the last time I watched a Dolphins game other than when they play the Iggles. |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Diverse hilarious hairy legs school cafeteria dolphins to this day have a huge northeastern following from gen x watching marino sportscenter highlights (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839612) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: mint big box office ape this is true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839624) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: lavender pungent kitchen fair list. issue with a lot of teams (panthers, titans, jags) is their cities are basically transplant communities. you will see more giants and 49ers fans than the home team.
also, I think the titans shouldve used "Nashville". word associaiton helps and nashville conjures a feeling whereas tennessee feels bland. |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: mint big box office ape cardinals seems like the main one. team usually irrelevant, plays in "the desert" in an area best known for retirement communities and mexicans. doesnt seem like there is any reason for a fan base to have developed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839621) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: misunderstood regret boistinker I think the franchise is older than the Bears-- they were originally based in Chicago. Everyone talks about Lions and Browns, etc. But the Cardinals have basically never been good except for one time in the 1930s or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839628) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:04 AM Author: Diverse hilarious hairy legs school cafeteria amazing that they have so much "history" only to have the character of an early 90s expansion team (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839647) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:05 AM Author: mint big box office ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839651) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: Cruel-hearted mad cow disease They also featured in Infinite Jest, is there a connection? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839808) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Diverse hilarious hairy legs school cafeteria they got more play in infinite jest than in all the hours of classic nfl films documentaries that i watched as a kid, from which i can’t recall a single second of cardinals footage even as an opponent. might as well not have existed until 1990. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839925) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: Galvanic azure depressive lodge the one thing about the cardinals is that az is filled with transplants from the midwest that dont really have a team. so there are packers fans and vikings and steelers fans that populate that region but nobody from des moines is deeply connected; they just randomly choose a team
id add seahawks to the OP. no one gave a fuck about them until rudolph |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Diverse hilarious hairy legs school cafeteria seahawks are in the next tier up with the falcons and rams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839733) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: Aphrodisiac office tcr second(or second to bottom) tier.
seattle has had a pretty cool stadium for 20+ years though which has helped. the kingdome really held them back |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: aromatic maize market Seahawks are huge, fans from alaska to montana. Even dumbfuck canadians. They've Been taking a lot of broncos territory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839843) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: vigorous death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839928) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 5:07 PM Author: aromatic maize market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49840307) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: exciting twisted gas station Seems like Panthers have a good fan base in Charlotte & northern SC.
However, Jags don't seem to have a solid fan base, which is kind of crazy considering how far they are from any other major cities. Probably has a lot to do with the shitty, shitty, awful stadium. |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: Diverse hilarious hairy legs school cafeteria they have no success or history, and that is cfb country. city itself is transient. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839794) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: Galvanic azure depressive lodge jax has like 2 million people none of whom hav ethe slightest idea how they got there or what they are doing there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839800) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Diverse hilarious hairy legs school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839804) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: Cruel-hearted mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49839810) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: razzle-dazzle useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49840086) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: plum bespoke azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49840088) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 7:07 PM Author: lake stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49840568) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:35 PM Author: bowlcut autist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49855554) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Cordovan Exhilarant Wrinkle Background Story jax is mix of navy people, deep south SEC fans who dgaf about the nfl, retired boomers too prole/not jewish enough to pick south FLA to move to, retards from places like UCF and GA southern, and other transient middling corporate fags who are more likely to be steelers/cowboys fans or fans of whatever state school they went to vs. giving a fuck about the jags. plus there's also the very very violent blacks all over the place.
jax has a lot of good qualities and things going for it and gets shat on way too much but having a unified sense of community and identity is not one of them.
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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: mint big box office ape do guys like yungeen ace, fastmoney goon, whoppa wit da choppa, spinnabenz etc rep for the jags? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49840087) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: brilliant corn cake spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49840091) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: Cordovan Exhilarant Wrinkle Background Story north florida is an interesting place because it contains both the highest median income county and the zip codes with the highest murder rates in the state of florida. i feel like the gentlemen you referenced represent the latter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49840101) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: comical anal pisswyrm what are the good qualities and things going for it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49840231) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: Cordovan Exhilarant Wrinkle Background Story I like how we're supposed to not think it's strange that Los Angeles continually shifts from having two teams or zero teams and no one from there seems to give one bit of a fuck or even notice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49840160) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: canary national security agency parlour The Rams were so down on LA they moved to Anaheim Stadium in the early 80s and then moved to fuckin St. Louis. And then there was no team at all there for like 20 years. Then they got the Rams back and promptly stole the Chargers for no reason. I bet if you did a poll the most popular NFL team in LA is still the Raiders, who only played there for like 10 years and left 30 years ago.
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Date: April 24th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: aromatic maize market The LA Kings are the only LA team that actually started there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49840784) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: brass costumed feces good list. after Peyton Manning left I often forget the entirety of the AFC South exists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2/#49840172) |