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So anyway, about the Rolex, I will post some links itt shortly.

Nothing fancy, just basic air king stuff. Tell me what you t...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
C******er L. Sp****li Principal C******er L. Sp****li Pri...
Pontificating Swollen Range Dingle Berry
  12/21/25
You know you can buy knockoffs that literally no one can tel...
Marvelous impertinent church
  12/21/25
(male order bride salesman trying to unload busted 50 year o...
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
I have done that before but they fall apart within 6 mos of ...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
Of course you’ve done that before
House-broken frisky faggotry plaza
  12/22/25
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pre-Owned-ROLEX-Datejust-1603-Sta...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
Of all the rolexes out there, this is probably the least mas...
Marvelous impertinent church
  12/21/25
im mindful of price scratch up ratio
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
Then you shouldn't be buying a rolex tbh
Marvelous impertinent church
  12/21/25
it honestly doesnt matter so long as it has rolex brnd on it...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
a submariner often looks oafish imho especially in a bold co...
Khaki Hairless Psychic Temple
  12/21/25
https://i.imgur.com/CRaxHcK.png
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
LOL at this idiot, yea buy a beat to shit Rolex from the 196...
arousing crackhouse background story
  12/21/25
this one if i am all out balling https://www.walmart.com...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
this one is beautiful would be fun to pass on to kid
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
https://i.imgur.com/WnjxJAM.png
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
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Marvelous impertinent church
  12/21/25
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Pontificating Swollen Range Dingle Berry
  12/21/25
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cobalt appetizing lodge
  12/21/25
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Comical puce senate
  12/22/25
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/55/d8/f155d8ddc53c0cd2b7f3...
Razzle Coral Selfie School
  12/21/25
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Marvelous impertinent church
  12/21/25
"your father kept this up his son's ass for 15 years.&q...
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
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Razzle Coral Selfie School
  12/21/25
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Marvelous impertinent church
  12/21/25
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Pontificating Swollen Range Dingle Berry
  12/21/25
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cobalt appetizing lodge
  12/21/25
Jfc
House-broken frisky faggotry plaza
  12/22/25
Thank you for not othering adopted dads
cerebral stag film national security agency
  12/22/25
maybe we have a winner? https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rolex-...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
34mm is a very feminine size, assume you have girlish wrists...
arousing crackhouse background story
  12/21/25
Much more masculine for your dad to pay for all your watches...
fishy trust fund stage
  12/21/25
i think this is it. meets my modest reqs
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
bought it. very happy. never in my life would i think that...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
34 mm is pretty small man.
Primrose exciting box office
  12/21/25
nothing screams “50-something who has managed to accom...
Honey-headed lascivious turdskin
  12/21/25
...
vibrant iridescent ticket booth
  12/21/25
$790K is umc "salary"?
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
lol just lol.
Honey-headed lascivious turdskin
  12/21/25
er i dont think anyone is laughing at that proposition frien...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
enjoy your 34mm air king, hotshot!
Honey-headed lascivious turdskin
  12/21/25
sure
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
the upper class don't live off of their salary if they even ...
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
Gunner. I really can’t stand you and I know you are de...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
brother you're bragging a sub $5k purchase, which would be a...
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
Sub-4k lol
arousing crackhouse background story
  12/21/25
...
Marvelous impertinent church
  12/21/25
You are not my brother. I am not your pal or homey. I&rsqu...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
This is unintentional PEAK XO CATNIP.
Marvelous impertinent church
  12/21/25
spaceporn is a master at his craft
Pontificating Swollen Range Dingle Berry
  12/21/25
If you made that much, why are you sweating a $4k Rollie?
cerebral stag film national security agency
  12/22/25
LMAO
arousing crackhouse background story
  12/21/25
TITCLMAO
Marvelous impertinent church
  12/21/25
he's spent the last decade talking about how money isn't tha...
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
he’s deeply insecure (although, in his defense, he has...
Honey-headed lascivious turdskin
  12/21/25
cr. but what's jarring is the rapidness of it and how he doe...
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&mc=69&...
Honey-headed lascivious turdskin
  12/21/25
...
Pontificating Swollen Range Dingle Berry
  12/21/25
...
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813419&mc=2&a...
Honey-headed lascivious turdskin
  12/23/25
The word is rapidity you stupid esl fucker. Not rapidness.
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
hey genius while you are very familiar with derivatives of w...
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
walmart air king tp
Primrose exciting box office
  12/21/25
180 thread
wonderful point
  12/21/25
The three rolexes posted in this thread are an amazing encap...
Marvelous impertinent church
  12/21/25
...
arousing crackhouse background story
  12/21/25
its spaceport and yeah im not a asshole if im gonna spend so...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
RSF is literally going insane over this. Imagine having your...
fishy trust fund stage
  12/21/25
He doesn’t have anything he’s good at irl. He s...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
Everyone ITT is actually just lol'ing at your life in genera...
arousing crackhouse background story
  12/21/25
Okay 👍
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
You live off your dad my man and have no family. You're chim...
fishy trust fund stage
  12/21/25
if this thread is flame, it is some of the most perfect flam...
Primrose exciting box office
  12/21/25
This could be said of most 100% serious SP threads.
arousing crackhouse background story
  12/21/25
If flame, done to perfection.
Marvelous impertinent church
  12/21/25
every time i've attributed a spaceporn arc as trolling it's ...
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
...
Marvelous impertinent church
  12/21/25
The Walmart links are a great touch
very tactful whorehouse faggot firefighter
  12/21/25
Why are Walmart a clearinghouse for 60+ year old watches now...
arousing crackhouse background story
  12/21/25
i think these are all third-party listings so they're probab...
infuriating seedy codepig
  12/22/25
yes. it's almost too perfect. a mid-50s spaceporn stylin...
Primrose exciting box office
  12/21/25
It’s actually a pos litmus test but okay. ✅
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
you didn't buy it. if you did you'd poast a screenshot of th...
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
Did I pass?
Primrose exciting box office
  12/21/25
What do you think?
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
well i didn't mock you and identified the thread as flame, s...
Primrose exciting box office
  12/21/25
Walmart air king tp
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25
YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE DUPA!
concupiscible unholy nowag
  12/21/25
...
Primrose exciting box office
  12/22/25
...
Pontificating Swollen Range Dingle Berry
  12/21/25
Is spaceporn the richest guy on the bort now?
at-the-ready razzmatazz tanning salon
  12/21/25
I had probably the best year except for maybe two or three o...
chartreuse toaster kitchen
  12/21/25


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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

Nothing fancy, just basic air king stuff. Tell me what you think. They will all have been tuned up and come with a warranty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528790)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Pontificating Swollen Range Dingle Berry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529217)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Marvelous impertinent church

You know you can buy knockoffs that literally no one can tell it's a knockoff for $300

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528793)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag

(male order bride salesman trying to unload busted 50 year old gooks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528800)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

I have done that before but they fall apart within 6 mos of actual use ... or their timekeeping is crap.

Believe me i ahve explored that option enough to know not to do it any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528801)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: House-broken frisky faggotry plaza

Of course you’ve done that before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49531255)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pre-Owned-ROLEX-Datejust-1603-Stainless-Steel-Automatic-Mens-Watch-Vintage-Good/18333755918?conditionGroupCode=3&classType=REGULAR&from=/search

I like this one i guess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528802)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: Marvelous impertinent church

Of all the rolexes out there, this is probably the least masculine one I've ever seen.

Get a bold colored submariner at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528810)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

im mindful of price scratch up ratio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528815)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Marvelous impertinent church

Then you shouldn't be buying a rolex tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528823)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

it honestly doesnt matter so long as it has rolex brnd on it and isnt fake and isnt all scratched up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528832)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Khaki Hairless Psychic Temple

a submariner often looks oafish imho especially in a bold color. datejust 36 is a classy elegant timeless mens professional style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529016)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag

https://i.imgur.com/CRaxHcK.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528819)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: arousing crackhouse background story

LOL at this idiot, yea buy a beat to shit Rolex from the 1960's described as being in "good" condition, what could go wrong!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528864)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

this one if i am all out balling

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pre-Owned-Mens-Rolex-Stainless-Steel-Date-White-Roman-15000/17814019330?conditionGroupCode=3&classType=REGULAR&from=/search

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528808)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

this one is beautiful would be fun to pass on to kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528812)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag

https://i.imgur.com/WnjxJAM.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528833)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Marvelous impertinent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528836)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Pontificating Swollen Range Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529222)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cobalt appetizing lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529357)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Comical puce senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49531245)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Razzle Coral Selfie School

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/55/d8/f155d8ddc53c0cd2b7f34e1a64c6ca9a.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528928)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Marvelous impertinent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528944)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag

"your father kept this up his son's ass for 15 years."

spjr: "...yeah, i know, it was still on his wrist!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528949)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Razzle Coral Selfie School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528952)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Marvelous impertinent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528975)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Pontificating Swollen Range Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529223)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cobalt appetizing lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: House-broken frisky faggotry plaza

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49531260)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: cerebral stag film national security agency

Thank you for not othering adopted dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49532364)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

maybe we have a winner?

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rolex-Men-s-Airking-34mm-Generic-black-leather-Wristwatch/9590617053?conditionGroupCode=3&classType=REGULAR&from=/search

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528853)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: arousing crackhouse background story

34mm is a very feminine size, assume you have girlish wrists to go along with nonfunctioning genitals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528862)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: fishy trust fund stage

Much more masculine for your dad to pay for all your watches my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528887)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

i think this is it. meets my modest reqs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528865)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

bought it. very happy. never in my life would i think that i would actually buy a rolex--how irresponsible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528881)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Primrose exciting box office

34 mm is pretty small man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528938)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed lascivious turdskin

nothing screams “50-something who has managed to accomplish exactly one (1) year of a normal umc salary” like a walmart air king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528889)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: vibrant iridescent ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528893)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

$790K is umc "salary"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528898)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed lascivious turdskin

lol just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528905)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

er i dont think anyone is laughing at that proposition friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528910)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed lascivious turdskin

enjoy your 34mm air king, hotshot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528917)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528921)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag

the upper class don't live off of their salary if they even have one. you admitted to being less than $1m NW recently. what class do you think you're in, genius?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528957)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

Gunner. I really can’t stand you and I know you are deeply ill with multiple personality disorder. Please either go back to India or stop trying to engage with me. I cannot possibly match your drug abuse or your mental illness such that I can keep up with your stalking both on and off board. Please stop. ✋. What more can I say? I’m not a gay. I’m not interested in anything like that in case that’s your thing. Get a hobby? Get a life? Touch grass? I don’t care I just want to stop seeing your garbage immediately under my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529032)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag

brother you're bragging a sub $5k purchase, which would be a moderate indulgence for a 1st year associate, and you've chosen to buy one sized for a woman. either you're brilliantly seeking attention or generating it unintentionally, but either way i'm gonna be here like a moth to a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529051)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: arousing crackhouse background story

Sub-4k lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529052)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Marvelous impertinent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529058)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

You are not my brother. I am not your pal or homey. I’m not interested in hanging out with you. You are a terrible person imo. I want nothing to do with you. I don’t want to be your friend. You are a creep by any metric. Please get that thru your head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529056)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Marvelous impertinent church

This is unintentional PEAK XO CATNIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529057)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Pontificating Swollen Range Dingle Berry

spaceporn is a master at his craft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529227)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: cerebral stag film national security agency

If you made that much, why are you sweating a $4k Rollie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49532381)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: arousing crackhouse background story

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528915)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Marvelous impertinent church

TITCLMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528942)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag

he's spent the last decade talking about how money isn't that important because he's doing what he loves (shitlaw?). the moment he allegedly makes a UMC salary this is how he behaves. he's been at this all year too.

what makes spaceporn so hateable are these hypocrisies and contradictions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528941)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed lascivious turdskin

he’s deeply insecure (although, in his defense, he has good reason to be) and is neurotically compelled to retcon every one of his life’s bumblings into the noblest of callings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528956)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag

cr. but what's jarring is the rapidness of it and how he doesn't even attempt to reconcile it with positions he held moments ago. this type of NPD retconning is common, but usually they at least try to come up with a rationalization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528976)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed lascivious turdskin

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&mc=69&forum_id=2#49529035

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529168)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Pontificating Swollen Range Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529275)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529286)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Honey-headed lascivious turdskin

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813419&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49533555)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

The word is rapidity you stupid esl fucker. Not rapidness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529229)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag

hey genius while you are very familiar with derivatives of words starting with rap (rapist, raped, etc.) you're incorrect here -- they're synonyms. lol @ your dunning-kruger midwit arrogance in 2025 you could just google shit before opening your dumb mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529283)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Primrose exciting box office

walmart air king tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528953)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: wonderful point

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528896)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Marvelous impertinent church

The three rolexes posted in this thread are an amazing encapsulation of Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528913)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: arousing crackhouse background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528916)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

its spaceport and yeah im not a asshole if im gonna spend so much imm gonna have metrics that apply because i have dependents and the money is not coming from a trust fund hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528927)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: fishy trust fund stage

RSF is literally going insane over this. Imagine having your elderly father buy you jewelry. Oh what a "man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528939)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

He doesn’t have anything he’s good at irl. He sort of larps as a “watch guy” because he thinks it’s “elite” and that’s really all he’s got in life so he loses his shit when his betters make simple posts on the subject. He perceives such posts as invading his space. And then it’s all intolerable when it’s someone like me who triggers all his insecurities at once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529011)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: arousing crackhouse background story

Everyone ITT is actually just lol'ing at your life in general but specifically how these idiotic choices are as usual on brand for a complete loser like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529017)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

Okay 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529019)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: fishy trust fund stage

You live off your dad my man and have no family. You're chimping out on your Hannukah holiday. It's hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529020)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Primrose exciting box office

if this thread is flame, it is some of the most perfect flame ive seen in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528962)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: arousing crackhouse background story

This could be said of most 100% serious SP threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528965)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Marvelous impertinent church

If flame, done to perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528967)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag

every time i've attributed a spaceporn arc as trolling it's turned out to be legitimate. he seems to be so autistic that satire and irony don't register to him. that's why he treats poasts here as if they were said to him irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529025)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Marvelous impertinent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529044)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: very tactful whorehouse faggot firefighter

The Walmart links are a great touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49528985)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: arousing crackhouse background story

Why are Walmart a clearinghouse for 60+ year old watches now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529006)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: infuriating seedy codepig

i think these are all third-party listings so they're probably listed on dozens of sites if i had to guess. that sp chose walmart of all these listings shows what a high level he's posting at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49531268)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Primrose exciting box office

yes. it's almost too perfect.

a mid-50s spaceporn styling on xo with a vintage 34mm rolex from walmart.

i don't know if he has the self-awareness to run that kind of troll job with himself as the butt of the joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529022)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

It’s actually a pos litmus test but okay. ✅

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529035)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag

you didn't buy it. if you did you'd poast a screenshot of the email confirmation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529053)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Primrose exciting box office

Did I pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529055)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

What do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529065)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Primrose exciting box office

well i didn't mock you and identified the thread as flame, so i don't see how i could have failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529161)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

Walmart air king tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529214)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: concupiscible unholy nowag

YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE DUPA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529284)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Primrose exciting box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49531230)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Pontificating Swollen Range Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529230)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: at-the-ready razzmatazz tanning salon

Is spaceporn the richest guy on the bort now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: chartreuse toaster kitchen

I had probably the best year except for maybe two or three other posters. And next year looks good too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2/#49529345)