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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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geriatric impertinent tattoo round eye
  05/22/17
holy fuck
Pungent Translucent Shitlib Mother
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Charcoal Razzmatazz Juggernaut Pit
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switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
orchid swollen locus goal in life
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Happy Monday!
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Pungent Translucent Shitlib Mother
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crimson rambunctious lodge community account
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jfc
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cerise karate
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alcoholic clear stage
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greened.com, actually
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aromatic domesticated library
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Aggressive Hideous Garrison Athletic Conference
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Cordovan stirring crackhouse
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Jfc
citrine sneaky criminal messiness
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*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Tripping office mad-dog skullcap
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Bump for Cole Haan
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COLE HAAN
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at-the-ready apoplectic university rigor
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
deranged shimmering property
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Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
geriatric impertinent tattoo round eye
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Pungent Translucent Shitlib Mother
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crimson rambunctious lodge community account
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rough-skinned fishy sanctuary hunting ground
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Topaz talented native water buffalo
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Spectacular Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth
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Patty Klotz
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rebellious obsidian heaven new version
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Tripping office mad-dog skullcap
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honey-headed son of senegal
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Doug is not a meme.
Crystalline lascivious becky
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
Spectacular Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
Spectacular Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
cocky international law enforcement agency theater
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90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
Boyish public bath
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Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
hilarious market
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geriatric impertinent tattoo round eye
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Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
hilarious market
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haunting transparent lettuce
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Tripping office mad-dog skullcap
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Hairraiser Dragon Friendly Grandma
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Aphrodisiac Persian Nursing Home
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jfc this thread is toxic
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*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
Flirting feces
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
Frozen Bateful Regret Indian Lodge
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Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
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haunting transparent lettuce
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Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
Tripping office mad-dog skullcap
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Spectacular Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth
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rebellious obsidian heaven new version
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Tripping office mad-dog skullcap
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misunderstood stage
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
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Boyish public bath
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citrine sneaky criminal messiness
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cerise karate
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cocky international law enforcement agency theater
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Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
haunting transparent lettuce
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
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Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
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Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: geriatric impertinent tattoo round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Pungent Translucent Shitlib Mother

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365268)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Charcoal Razzmatazz Juggernaut Pit



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: orchid swollen locus goal in life

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: geriatric impertinent tattoo round eye

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Pungent Translucent Shitlib Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365274)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: crimson rambunctious lodge community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365299)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: stimulating coiffed party of the first part nibblets

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: cerise karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365575)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: alcoholic clear stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33370910)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Fuchsia autistic police squad depressive

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Provocative hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36813367)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: aromatic domesticated library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#39486377)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Aggressive Hideous Garrison Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#39486388)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Cordovan stirring crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35849830)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: citrine sneaky criminal messiness

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Tripping office mad-dog skullcap

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Tripping office mad-dog skullcap

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Tripping office mad-dog skullcap

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: High-end casino



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: stimulating coiffed party of the first part nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#39486382)



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Tripping office mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#42732129)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready apoplectic university rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#46134009)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: deranged shimmering property

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: geriatric impertinent tattoo round eye

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Pungent Translucent Shitlib Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365304)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: crimson rambunctious lodge community account



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: rough-skinned fishy sanctuary hunting ground



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: fragrant abnormal site skinny woman



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Electric jet-lagged generalized bond



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Topaz talented native water buffalo



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35167876)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ivory theatre

Patty Klotz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35167903)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: rebellious obsidian heaven new version



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Tripping office mad-dog skullcap

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: Azure diverse shrine pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#39483801)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Crystalline lascivious becky

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Spectacular Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Spectacular Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: cocky international law enforcement agency theater

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Boyish public bath

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: hilarious market

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: geriatric impertinent tattoo round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: hilarious market

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Frozen Bateful Regret Indian Lodge

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Dragon Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33371009)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: haunting transparent lettuce



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Tripping office mad-dog skullcap

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser Dragon Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#39483783)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Persian Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365590)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: insanely creepy violent whorehouse

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365732)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#49864365)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Flirting feces

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Frozen Bateful Regret Indian Lodge

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Charismatic plaza milk

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: haunting transparent lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35133441)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Tripping office mad-dog skullcap

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Spectacular Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: rebellious obsidian heaven new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Tripping office mad-dog skullcap

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36814344)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#49864366)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: misunderstood stage



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Arousing institution electric furnace



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: cocky international law enforcement agency theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33370332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: High-end casino

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Boyish public bath



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: orange chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33407650)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Ebony tantric spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35133342)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: crimson rambunctious lodge community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35133363)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: well-lubricated parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35849926)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: deranged shimmering property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: citrine sneaky criminal messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: stimulating coiffed party of the first part nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#39486385)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: cerise karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#39486565)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: cocky international law enforcement agency theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Razzle Sepia Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: haunting transparent lettuce

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Naked Cerebral Cuckoldry Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: geriatric impertinent tattoo round eye

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Spectacular Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#49864368)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: self-centered slate ratface

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ivory theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: geriatric impertinent tattoo round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: canary cheese-eating kitchen pistol

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: High-end casino

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Tripping office mad-dog skullcap

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: rebellious obsidian heaven new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: motley cuckold corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Curious School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Mentally impaired very tactful stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Adventurous Territorial Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: High-end casino



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Tripping office mad-dog skullcap

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Bonkers concupiscible dilemma queen of the night

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: aromatic domesticated library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: dashing bronze fanboi

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Tripping office mad-dog skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: geriatric impertinent tattoo round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: geriatric impertinent tattoo round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#45762865)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#49864093)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#49864497)