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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut kitty cat
  12/29/15
b!
Amethyst sound barrier
  12/29/15
C
Electric temple
  12/29/15
...
talented thirsty boiling water
  12/29/15
c
Infuriating scourge upon the earth
  12/29/15
a
Frisky Base
  12/29/15
a
citrine soul-stirring skinny woman bawdyhouse
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Amethyst sound barrier
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut kitty cat
  12/29/15
...
talented thirsty boiling water
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Amethyst sound barrier
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
anal pearly useless brakes business firm
  12/29/15
...
talented thirsty boiling water
  12/29/15
?
anal pearly useless brakes business firm
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...
talented thirsty boiling water
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut kitty cat
  12/29/15
...
talented thirsty boiling water
  12/29/15
c for sure
anal pearly useless brakes business firm
  12/29/15
C
citrine soul-stirring skinny woman bawdyhouse
  12/29/15
c
adulterous gas station codepig
  12/29/15
Xo
Electric temple
  12/29/15
chaturbate
deep flirting knife address
  12/30/15
C!
Amethyst sound barrier
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Amethyst sound barrier
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
bearded state roommate
  12/29/15
...
talented thirsty boiling water
  12/29/15
...
Electric temple
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
adulterous gas station codepig
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
diverse wild queen of the night
  12/29/15
lol ouch
black windowlicker dopamine
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
anal pearly useless brakes business firm
  12/29/15
...
bespoke appetizing site water buffalo
  12/30/15
...
talented thirsty boiling water
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
amber associate doctorate
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut kitty cat
  12/30/15
2
black windowlicker dopamine
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
amber associate doctorate
  12/30/15
police
deep flirting knife address
  12/30/15
1
citrine soul-stirring skinny woman bawdyhouse
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Electric temple
  12/30/15
...
Electric temple
  01/02/16
4 and 180
adulterous gas station codepig
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
adulterous gas station codepig
  12/30/15
...
Electric temple
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
irradiated copper home pervert
  01/11/16
...
bearded outnumbered principal's office
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
Haunting Bbw Becky
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Rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut kitty cat

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Electric temple

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: talented thirsty boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Infuriating scourge upon the earth

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Frisky Base

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: citrine soul-stirring skinny woman bawdyhouse

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut kitty cat

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: talented thirsty boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: anal pearly useless brakes business firm

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: talented thirsty boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: anal pearly useless brakes business firm

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: talented thirsty boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut kitty cat

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: talented thirsty boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: anal pearly useless brakes business firm

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: citrine soul-stirring skinny woman bawdyhouse

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: adulterous gas station codepig

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Electric temple

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: deep flirting knife address

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: bearded state roommate

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: talented thirsty boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Electric temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: adulterous gas station codepig

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: diverse wild queen of the night

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: black windowlicker dopamine

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: anal pearly useless brakes business firm

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: bespoke appetizing site water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: talented thirsty boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: amber associate doctorate

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz misunderstood juggernaut kitty cat

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: black windowlicker dopamine

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: amber associate doctorate

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: deep flirting knife address

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: citrine soul-stirring skinny woman bawdyhouse

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Electric temple

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Electric temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: adulterous gas station codepig

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: adulterous gas station codepig

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Electric temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: irradiated copper home pervert

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: bearded outnumbered principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Haunting Bbw Becky

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: flickering shaky really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#49506318)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#41284137)