Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM Author: Angry Cruise Ship Mother
MODS!
Our childhood shows should be sacred!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#33365563) |
Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM Author: Bronze Arrogant Brethren
Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.
On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#35133418) |
Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM Author: grizzly mental disorder
Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.
Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."
By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.
He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.
In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2/#37818391) |
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