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CharlesXII drawing the Battle of Austerlitz on napkins for his date

*draws big line on napkin* "The French forces were a...
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but how do you know so much about the details high school...
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Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost t...
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Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.
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CR. He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and se...
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Motley goyim

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Passionate location rigor



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

irl howled with laughter at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood excitant menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320592)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac geriatric crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321896)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Umber Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324167)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: racy rigpig



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac geriatric crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35631625)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful Stage French Chef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac geriatric crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36385789)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: aggressive boistinker area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409516)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Flickering purple stead liquid oxygen



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Coiffed transparent boltzmann site

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319361)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Poppy sticky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319365)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Coiffed transparent boltzmann site

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Motley goyim

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Motley goyim

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Coiffed transparent boltzmann site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319550)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Jet bateful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319952)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: duck-like pisswyrm



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: spectacular azure quadroon



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Ungodly dilemma son of senegal



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Flatulent supple main people

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319389)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Jet bateful philosopher-king



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Glittery underhanded twinkling uncleanness toilet seat

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Internet-worthy cruise ship



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Dashing Ruddy Box Office



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Twisted Beady-eyed Brethren Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lilac police squad queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Passionate location rigor

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Jet bateful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Motley goyim

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Onyx Soggy Feces Ladyboy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Iridescent shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac geriatric crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: spectacular azure quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Chrome Curious Deer Antler Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Filthy Church Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood excitant menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Insanely creepy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood excitant menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: fuchsia trailer park antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: big-titted center really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Motley goyim

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: multi-colored garnet ceo messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: ivory stimulating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac geriatric crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Razzle Clear Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: multi-colored garnet ceo messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Bipolar stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Jet bateful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Jet bateful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Motley goyim

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Passionate location rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Coiffed transparent boltzmann site

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Motley goyim

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: sexy party of the first part whorehouse

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: sexy party of the first part whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Motley goyim

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Coiffed transparent boltzmann site

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: duck-like pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Flatulent supple main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: brindle sandwich institution

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Jet bateful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: offensive nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Onyx Soggy Feces Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: out-of-control meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Cocky zippy alpha

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: overrated cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: aggressive boistinker area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Self-centered principal's office shitlib

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: sable fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: sable fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Bipolar stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: boyish magical legend market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Pearl kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: spectacular azure quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Floppy Light Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: duck-like pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: multi-colored garnet ceo messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Ungodly dilemma son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: out-of-control meetinghouse

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Irate hell friendly grandma

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Jet bateful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Pea-brained shaky trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: flushed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: sexy party of the first part whorehouse

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: insecure foreskin

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Motley goyim

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: sexy party of the first part whorehouse

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: insecure foreskin

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Motley goyim

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Jet bateful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: brindle sandwich institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac geriatric crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Flatulent supple main people

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Bipolar stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Ungodly dilemma son of senegal

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Filthy Church Partner

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Umber Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: yellow pontificating orchestra pit wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Twisted Beady-eyed Brethren Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Jet bateful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Flatulent supple main people

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Motley goyim

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: brindle sandwich institution

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Flatulent supple main people

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: brindle sandwich institution

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Motley goyim

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: brindle sandwich institution

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Flatulent supple main people

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Filthy Church Partner

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: galvanic den

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: insecure foreskin

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Motley goyim

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: offensive nursing home

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Jet bateful philosopher-king

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: lemon stag film immigrant

holy fuck. just when i thought this thread couldn't get any better, fulano cums and creampies the cherry on top of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: overrated cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Chrome Curious Deer Antler Kitchen

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: duck-like pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Ungodly dilemma son of senegal

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: boyish magical legend market

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood excitant menage

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: brindle sandwich institution

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Motley goyim

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Flatulent supple main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac geriatric crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Iridescent shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Flatulent supple main people

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: big-titted center really tough guy

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: spectacular azure quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: free-loading home candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Coiffed transparent boltzmann site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Jet bateful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac geriatric crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: maize theater

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Chrome Curious Deer Antler Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Umber Volcanic Crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: duck-like pisswyrm

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Flatulent supple main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: out-of-control meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: overrated cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: sable fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: yellow pontificating orchestra pit wagecucks

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Cocky zippy alpha

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Bipolar stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Laughsome indecent address

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: cerebral hairless spot old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Heady mediation

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: odious pale dysfunction sanctuary

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: wonderful new version

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac geriatric crackhouse

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Angry mahogany gaming laptop step-uncle's house

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Motley goyim

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Flatulent supple main people

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Angry mahogany gaming laptop step-uncle's house

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: duck-like pisswyrm

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Angry mahogany gaming laptop step-uncle's house

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: duck-like pisswyrm

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Motley goyim

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: duck-like pisswyrm

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: maize theater

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Flatulent supple main people

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: chocolate nudist gaping

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Rusted 180 Native

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Flickering purple stead liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: provocative sick station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Pocket Flask Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Burgundy Range

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Rusted 180 Native

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: fantasy-prone space coffee pot

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lilac police squad queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Cocky zippy alpha

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Motley goyim

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: odious pale dysfunction sanctuary

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Saffron senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Razzle Clear Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: French Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Razzle Clear Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Cocky zippy alpha

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Motley goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Bipolar stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Bipolar stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Twisted Beady-eyed Brethren Nowag

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: electric plaza ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Motley goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Motley goyim

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: yellow pontificating orchestra pit wagecucks

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Marvelous base

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: Flickering purple stead liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: charismatic peach gas station factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: Flickering purple stead liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Khaki point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Pearl kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49284207)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Exciting unholy parlor milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49284489)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: electric plaza ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49284496)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone useless university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408079)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: electric plaza ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408115)