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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
trip azure hairy legs
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Blathering dilemma
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
cerebral resort
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
trip azure hairy legs
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
amethyst pit milk
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
trip azure hairy legs
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
amethyst pit milk
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
trip azure hairy legs
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
amethyst pit milk
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
peach pocket flask
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
cerebral resort
  08/09/18
Dachshund
trip azure hairy legs
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
cerebral resort
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Misanthropic Gaming Laptop Garrison
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
trip azure hairy legs
  08/09/18
Same.
Embarrassed to the bone spot
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Fluffy frozen piazza
  08/09/18
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Comical Topaz Plaza
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Spectacular school cafeteria
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
trip azure hairy legs
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Spectacular school cafeteria
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
vivacious boistinker point
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Bipolar Rigpig
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Comical Topaz Plaza
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Flushed hyperactive space stock car
  08/09/18
...
contagious cream temple
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Mind-boggling honey-headed new version ticket booth
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Carmine bearded goal in life locus
  08/09/18
...
contagious cream temple
  08/09/18
Cr
tan razzle-dazzle parlor
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Mind-boggling honey-headed new version ticket booth
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Bull headed rehab blood rage
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Embarrassed to the bone spot
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
indecent kitty mental disorder
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Lascivious therapy psychic
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
ivory dead quadroon
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
drunken brethren location
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Brindle Church
  08/09/18
Sick
trip azure hairy legs
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
adventurous theater stage son of senegal
  08/09/18
...
Confused address roommate
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
doobsian trailer park kitty cat
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Bull headed rehab blood rage
  08/09/18
...
cracking hospital
  08/09/18
...
citrine charismatic step-uncle's house
  08/09/18
...
Appetizing nursing home
  03/15/25
...
Appetizing nursing home
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
chocolate exciting faggot firefighter
  08/09/18
...
purple fear-inspiring shitlib
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Mind-boggling honey-headed new version ticket booth
  08/09/18
interesting
citrine charismatic step-uncle's house
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
trip azure hairy legs
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Primrose Marvelous Senate Cuck
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Flushed hyperactive space stock car
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Federal abode potus
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: trip azure hairy legs

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Blathering dilemma

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: cerebral resort

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: trip azure hairy legs

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: amethyst pit milk

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: trip azure hairy legs

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: amethyst pit milk

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: trip azure hairy legs

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: amethyst pit milk

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: peach pocket flask

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: cerebral resort

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: trip azure hairy legs

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: cerebral resort

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Misanthropic Gaming Laptop Garrison

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: trip azure hairy legs

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone spot

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Fluffy frozen piazza

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Comical Topaz Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Spectacular school cafeteria

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: trip azure hairy legs

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Spectacular school cafeteria

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: vivacious boistinker point

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Bipolar Rigpig

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Comical Topaz Plaza

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Flushed hyperactive space stock car

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: contagious cream temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Mind-boggling honey-headed new version ticket booth

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Carmine bearded goal in life locus

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: contagious cream temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: tan razzle-dazzle parlor

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling honey-headed new version ticket booth

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Bull headed rehab blood rage

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone spot

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: indecent kitty mental disorder

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Lascivious therapy psychic

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: ivory dead quadroon

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: drunken brethren location

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Brindle Church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: trip azure hairy legs

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: adventurous theater stage son of senegal

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Confused address roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: doobsian trailer park kitty cat

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Bull headed rehab blood rage

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: cracking hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: citrine charismatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Appetizing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Appetizing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: chocolate exciting faggot firefighter

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: purple fear-inspiring shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling honey-headed new version ticket booth

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: citrine charismatic step-uncle's house

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: trip azure hairy legs

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Primrose Marvelous Senate Cuck

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Flushed hyperactive space stock car

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Federal abode potus

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#49446165)