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mewling church
  07/02/19
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mewling church
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
mewling church
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
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LJL @ poors
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gold hot house
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Filthy fragrant hall
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Know-it-all marvelous center digit ratio
  08/21/19
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Passionate henna orchestra pit electric furnace
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Hairless Supple Bawdyhouse
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Provocative Violent Shrine Legal Warrant
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Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Know-it-all marvelous center digit ratio
  08/21/19
emergency money
Provocative Violent Shrine Legal Warrant
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jet-lagged new version
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Fighting Orchid Station
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Fighting Orchid Station
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hehe
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Harsh Affirmative Action Voyeur
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You’re poor
onyx pit
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
mewling church
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Contagious gaping corner
  09/01/19
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jet-lagged new version
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Filthy fragrant hall
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
mewling church
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Passionate henna orchestra pit electric furnace
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
mewling church
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
mind-boggling rusted friendly grandma dopamine
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
mewling church
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Stubborn 180 headpube locus
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
mewling church
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Amethyst Diverse Milk
  09/10/21
great thread
milky meetinghouse karate
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
mewling church
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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Ebony boyish macaca cruise ship
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i love men
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Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
mewling church
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
mewling church
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Contagious gaping corner
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
mewling church
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
bisexual maize trump supporter
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
mewling church
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
mewling church
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
mewling church
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
mewling church
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: mewling church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: mewling church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: mewling church

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Harsh Affirmative Action Voyeur

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Ebony boyish macaca cruise ship



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Provocative Violent Shrine Legal Warrant

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: gold hot house



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Filthy fragrant hall

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Know-it-all marvelous center digit ratio

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Passionate henna orchestra pit electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Hairless Supple Bawdyhouse

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Provocative Violent Shrine Legal Warrant

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Know-it-all marvelous center digit ratio

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Provocative Violent Shrine Legal Warrant

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged new version



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Fighting Orchid Station



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Fighting Orchid Station



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Exciting aquamarine set antidepressant drug

hehe

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Harsh Affirmative Action Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: onyx pit

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: mewling church

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Contagious gaping corner

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Filthy fragrant hall

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: mewling church

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Passionate henna orchestra pit electric furnace

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: mewling church

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling rusted friendly grandma dopamine

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: mewling church

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Stubborn 180 headpube locus

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: mewling church

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Amethyst Diverse Milk

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: milky meetinghouse karate

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: mewling church

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: mewling church

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Ebony boyish macaca cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: milky meetinghouse karate

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: mewling church

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: mewling church

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Contagious gaping corner

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: mewling church

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: bisexual maize trump supporter

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: mewling church

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: mewling church

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: mewling church

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: mewling church

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: mewling church

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#49430061)