my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...	amber locale wrinkle	07/16/23
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just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...	amber locale wrinkle	07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...	scarlet dilemma pozpig	07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...	amber locale wrinkle	07/16/23
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM Author: amber locale wrinkle my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46552552)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM Author: onyx heady famous landscape painting lol alpha af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46552632)

Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM Author: Spectacular balding private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46552556)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM Author: aphrodisiac honey-headed stage jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46552626)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: cruel-hearted fishy messiness circlehead You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46552631)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: yellow bawdyhouse You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46552634)

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: scarlet dilemma pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46553283)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Beady-eyed maroon space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#48768815)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#49856899)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: amber locale wrinkle just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46553249)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: scarlet dilemma pozpig Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46553255)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: amber locale wrinkle assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46553272)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: scarlet dilemma pozpig It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46553282)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM Author: amber locale wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46561001)

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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Ruby violent nursing home cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#47112135)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM Author: sickened generalized bond institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#48768744)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#49856901)

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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Beady-eyed maroon space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#48768818)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM Author: aromatic gunner public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#46561004)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: amber locale wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#47112131)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: hairraiser state patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#47112136)

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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: mind-boggling queen of the night pocket flask first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#47112231)

Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM Author: amber locale wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#47400840)

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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: galvanic degenerate sound barrier Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2/#48768838)

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