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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
cracking incel
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Umber den
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
cracking incel
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Talking Puppy Multi-billionaire
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
cracking incel
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Talking Puppy Multi-billionaire
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
buff school pisswyrm
  09/22/23
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cracking incel
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Talking Puppy Multi-billionaire
  09/22/23
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Lavender feces
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
chocolate concupiscible corner digit ratio
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
curious property
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Appetizing startling lay
  09/22/23
Yes
cracking incel
  09/22/23
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vigorous shimmering chapel nowag
  09/22/23
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Flushed Stirring Bawdyhouse
  09/22/23
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sienna idiotic son of senegal area
  09/22/23
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Lavender feces
  09/23/23
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sienna idiotic son of senegal area
  09/27/23
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glittery azure jap psychic
  10/01/23
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saffron frisky skinny woman
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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cracking incel
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
boyish azn ratface
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
cracking incel
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
sienna idiotic son of senegal area
  09/22/23
...
Misunderstood fighting dilemma private investor
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Hairraiser Ivory People Who Are Hurt
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Irradiated Indian Lodge
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
cracking incel
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
kink-friendly copper faggotry
  09/22/23
...
cracking incel
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Low-t aphrodisiac goal in life
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Bat Shit Crazy Center
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
cracking incel
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Low-t aphrodisiac goal in life
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
cracking incel
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
kink-friendly copper faggotry
  09/27/23
...
cracking incel
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Red public bath
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
cracking incel
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Red public bath
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
cracking incel
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Red public bath
  09/27/23
lol 😂
razzle point
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Transparent famous landscape painting
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Passionate senate french chef
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Transparent famous landscape painting
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
cracking incel
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Drab mind-boggling field
  09/27/23
Ungh
medicated national pervert
  10/01/23
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Drab mind-boggling field
  10/02/23
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cracking incel
  10/01/23
Yes
wine crawly hospital
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Racy apoplectic quadroon
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: cracking incel

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Umber den

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: cracking incel

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Talking Puppy Multi-billionaire

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: cracking incel

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Talking Puppy Multi-billionaire

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: buff school pisswyrm

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: cracking incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Talking Puppy Multi-billionaire

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Lavender feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: chocolate concupiscible corner digit ratio

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: curious property

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Appetizing startling lay

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: cracking incel

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: vigorous shimmering chapel nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Flushed Stirring Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: sienna idiotic son of senegal area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Lavender feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: sienna idiotic son of senegal area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: glittery azure jap psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: saffron frisky skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: cracking incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: boyish azn ratface

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: cracking incel

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: sienna idiotic son of senegal area

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Misunderstood fighting dilemma private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser Ivory People Who Are Hurt

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Irradiated Indian Lodge

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: cracking incel

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: kink-friendly copper faggotry

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: cracking incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Low-t aphrodisiac goal in life

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Center

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: cracking incel

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Low-t aphrodisiac goal in life

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: cracking incel

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: kink-friendly copper faggotry

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: cracking incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Red public bath

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: cracking incel

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Red public bath

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: cracking incel

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Red public bath

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: razzle point

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Transparent famous landscape painting

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Passionate senate french chef

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Transparent famous landscape painting

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: cracking incel

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Drab mind-boggling field

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: medicated national pervert

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Drab mind-boggling field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: cracking incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: wine crawly hospital

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Racy apoplectic quadroon

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2/#49894111)