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Do biglaw people still fuck at the office?

Fairly common when I was an associate. Now with 3 days a wee...
Razzle-dazzle plaza
  05/28/24
bjs under the desk in ill fitting suits like gary busey in t...
Lascivious Glassy Stock Car
  05/28/24
That wasn’t biglaw fyi
Razzle-dazzle plaza
  05/28/24
the actual firm? that was top 0.01% boutique stuff.
Lascivious Glassy Stock Car
  05/28/24
unnghhhh holly hunter unhhhhh
Razzmatazz Naked Circlehead
  05/30/24
...
Bateful irate kitty
  05/28/24
I did this once with an admin, was fun.
Excitant Parlour Kitty Cat
  05/28/24
B&T goddess?
Razzle-dazzle plaza
  05/29/24
She was in litigation support.
Excitant Parlour Kitty Cat
  05/30/24
Dominican?
Razzle-dazzle plaza
  05/30/24
no bigger fuckfest locations than BIGLAW offices
lavender piazza
  05/28/24
Cr, all that testosterone…
Bateful irate kitty
  05/28/24
...
French Bawdyhouse
  05/29/24
All nighter fun
Razzle-dazzle plaza
  05/28/24
damn
razzle unhinged doctorate nibblets
  05/28/24
hooknose
swashbuckling sneaky criminal feces
  05/28/24
it doesnt happen anymore. What's the thrill of sex in an em...
Smoky volcanic crater
  05/28/24
Weekends were the best
Razzle-dazzle plaza
  05/28/24
I've been in BIGLAW for almost 20 years and I've never had s...
Marvelous Startled Corn Cake Crotch
  05/30/24
alpha
Cruel-hearted diverse theater stage
  05/30/24
lol 180. The 46 Year Old Virgin Gen X Bootlicker Service Pa...
Apoplectic Aphrodisiac Faggotry Cruise Ship
  05/30/24
...
bipolar filthpig police squad
  05/30/24
I made out with a summer in the office back when I was a jun...
judgmental anal sanctuary
  05/30/24
Told people what? That you didn’t know how to finish ...
Smoky volcanic crater
  05/30/24
We finished the job *many* times but never in the office. ...
judgmental anal sanctuary
  05/30/24
So pre ITE. We used to do this regularly with our SAs but 20...
Razzle-dazzle plaza
  05/30/24
did the "summer associate coordinator" from HR giv...
drab yapping windowlicker
  05/31/24
it’s not gay, if it’s with an SA
Razzmatazz Naked Circlehead
  05/30/24
when i was in biglaw, a partner in my group (few years older...
Boyish base
  05/30/24
Tell me more about their respective ages and looks. Also va...
Excitant Parlour Kitty Cat
  05/30/24
fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway....
Boyish base
  05/31/24
a phenotypic carnival https://www.bakerlaw.com/professionals...
Razzle-dazzle plaza
  06/03/24
...
bipolar filthpig police squad
  05/30/24
LOL at this. Caught two associates fucking in the handicappe...
Razzle-dazzle plaza
  05/08/26


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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza

Fairly common when I was an associate. Now with 3 days a week in, seems to never happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699503)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Lascivious Glassy Stock Car

bjs under the desk in ill fitting suits like gary busey in the firm are standard in biglaw although i think he was a private eye or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699517)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza

That wasn’t biglaw fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699530)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Lascivious Glassy Stock Car

the actual firm? that was top 0.01% boutique stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699537)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Naked Circlehead

unnghhhh holly hunter unhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702809)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Bateful irate kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699539)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Excitant Parlour Kitty Cat

I did this once with an admin, was fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699542)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza

B&T goddess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47701956)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: Excitant Parlour Kitty Cat

She was in litigation support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702745)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza

Dominican?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47706000)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: lavender piazza

no bigger fuckfest locations than BIGLAW offices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699544)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Bateful irate kitty

Cr, all that testosterone…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699545)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: French Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699673)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza

All nighter fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699554)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: razzle unhinged doctorate nibblets

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699558)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling sneaky criminal feces

hooknose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699568)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Smoky volcanic crater

it doesnt happen anymore. What's the thrill of sex in an empty office on a friday when nobody is in and there is no chance of being "caught". May as well just do it at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699573)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza

Weekends were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47699593)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: Marvelous Startled Corn Cake Crotch

I've been in BIGLAW for almost 20 years and I've never had sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702754)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:03 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted diverse theater stage

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702898)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: Apoplectic Aphrodisiac Faggotry Cruise Ship

lol 180. The 46 Year Old Virgin Gen X Bootlicker Service Partner tp is a great schtick/character that will have a ton of legs. Presumably cowgod will poast 15 threads a day just to summon you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702957)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:31 PM
Author: bipolar filthpig police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47706071)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 2:47 AM
Author: judgmental anal sanctuary

I made out with a summer in the office back when I was a junior associate but nothing more. She told people and I ended up lateraling because the story followed me around. We sort of dated for almost 2 years and if she were 20% less crazy I probably would have married her.

I’ve been in biglaw for almost 20 years and have never heard even rumors of people fucking in the office. At retreats and shit like that but never at the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702793)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 7:04 AM
Author: Smoky volcanic crater

Told people what? That you didn’t know how to finish the job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702857)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: judgmental anal sanctuary

We finished the job *many* times but never in the office.

She told people about the make out and that we were dating. She may have been engaged to get married at the end of that summer. All in all, it was not my best decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47703436)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza

So pre ITE. We used to do this regularly with our SAs but 2008 ended all that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47706008)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: drab yapping windowlicker

did the "summer associate coordinator" from HR give you a talking to?

friend who was a second year associate made out with a summer at some "after party" at a bar following some boring firm event. HR made a big deal out of it but his supervising partner didn't give a fuck so no real consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47706446)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:59 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Naked Circlehead

it’s not gay, if it’s with an SA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702810)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:17 AM
Author: Boyish base

when i was in biglaw, a partner in my group (few years older than me) almost got fired when he was a first or second year because the firm had a summer associate event, and he fucked a summer in a booth at the bar where the event was held. managing partner at the time wanted him gone, but a huge rainmaker saved him.

this sounds unbelievable (why would someone do that, go into a fucking bathroom at least), but i know this guy very well and he doesn't make shit up. obviously, today you'd be gone and canceled no matter who took up for you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47702922)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Excitant Parlour Kitty Cat

Tell me more about their respective ages and looks. Also vault ranking of the firm and practice area? Also what year did this happen?

For some reason good posts aren’t getting engagement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47705987)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Boyish base

fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway. baker hostetler. he was in the cleveland office too (headquarters at the time).

at the time, he was probably a good looking dude. he has good facial asthetics, but when i met him (2015) he was a little bit heavy in the middle. but he has a great personality and was separated from his wife for a while and was pulling lots of girls.

he's one of the best traditional labor lawyers i've worked with, and he's cool as shit. this is zurich, if you followed my coke/stripper threading from 2017-2020 and remember me talkin about my partner's apartment in marina del rey, he was the guy with the apartment.

no clue what the SA looked like. my guess is she looked pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47706872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza

a phenotypic carnival https://www.bakerlaw.com/professionals/?office=Washington%2C+D.C.

Date: May 31st, 2024 9:47 AM

Author: david "ben" gurion

fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway. baker hostetler. he was in the cleveland office too (headquarters at the time).

at the time, he was probably a good looking dude. he has good facial asthetics, but when i met him (2015) he was a little bit heavy in the middle. but he has a great personality and was separated from his wife for a while and was pulling lots of girls.

he's one of the best traditional labor lawyers i've worked with, and he's cool as shit. this is zurich, if you followed my coke/stripper threading from 2017-2020 and remember me talkin about my partner's apartment in marina del rey, he was the guy with the apartment.

no clue what the SA looked like. my guess is she looked pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47718089)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: bipolar filthpig police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#47706074)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza

LOL at this. Caught two associates fucking in the handicapped bathroom yesterday. The look of guilt on their faces was priceless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2/#49874772)