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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
pearly frozen step-uncle's house
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Swashbuckling lavender gaping
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
pearly frozen step-uncle's house
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Swashbuckling lavender gaping
  09/10/24
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boyish onyx hall antidepressant drug
  09/10/24
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boyish onyx hall antidepressant drug
  09/10/24
Same
Zombie-like Lake Telephone
  09/10/24
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5000 shades of brown
  05/04/26
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boyish onyx hall antidepressant drug
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
pearly frozen step-uncle's house
  09/10/24
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boyish onyx hall antidepressant drug
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
pearly frozen step-uncle's house
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Swashbuckling lavender gaping
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Internet-worthy shrine
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outnumbered territorial shitlib casino
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Swashbuckling lavender gaping
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Nudist Slap-happy Preventive Strike
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Passionate Effete School
  09/10/24
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pearly frozen step-uncle's house
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boyish onyx hall antidepressant drug
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Cocky Voyeur
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Cocky Voyeur
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Adulterous seedy goal in life blood rage
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
pearly frozen step-uncle's house
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
180 aquamarine abode
  11/26/24
First day?
actually smart, genuinely retarded opinions tp
  05/04/26
1800000
Talking black box office
  10/23/24
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oomox
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hairraiser azure potus
  03/12/26
I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hange...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
ive been doing this for like 10 years now
i gave my cousin head
  05/04/26
i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick
peeface
  05/04/26
What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?
oomox
  05/04/26
They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
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actually smart, genuinely retarded opinions tp
  05/04/26
Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollar...
niggerstomper59
  05/04/26
Bangarang!
actually smart, genuinely retarded opinions tp
  05/04/26
Goddamn!!
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: pearly frozen step-uncle's house

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lavender gaping

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: pearly frozen step-uncle's house

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lavender gaping

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: boyish onyx hall antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: boyish onyx hall antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like Lake Telephone

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068738)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: 5000 shades of brown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863636)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: boyish onyx hall antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: pearly frozen step-uncle's house

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: boyish onyx hall antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: pearly frozen step-uncle's house

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lavender gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Internet-worthy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: outnumbered territorial shitlib casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lavender gaping

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Nudist Slap-happy Preventive Strike

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Passionate Effete School

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: pearly frozen step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: maroon deranged patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: boyish onyx hall antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring topaz bbw giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Know-it-all roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Cocky Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Cocky Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Adulterous seedy goal in life blood rage

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: pearly frozen step-uncle's house

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: 180 aquamarine abode

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48382253)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: actually smart, genuinely retarded opinions tp

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863910)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Talking black box office

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#48232575)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863640)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: hairraiser azure potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49736580)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863706)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

ive been doing this for like 10 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: peeface

i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863716)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: oomox

What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863729)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863770)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: actually smart, genuinely retarded opinions tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863911)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollars tax free.

nyugg has been doing this for free for over a decade.

I think that tells us quite a lot about nyugg.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863897)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: actually smart, genuinely retarded opinions tp

Bangarang!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863907)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Goddamn!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2/#49863952)