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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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razzle lake field volcanic crater
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
electric judgmental shitlib personal credit line
  08/28/25
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razzle lake field volcanic crater
  08/28/25
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Pale Resort Dysfunction
  08/28/25
that's it?
Pink Vivacious Kitty
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
razzle lake field volcanic crater
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Green feces
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Pink Vivacious Kitty
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
grizzly foreskin church building
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
grizzly foreskin church building
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
grizzly foreskin church building
  09/12/25
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grizzly foreskin church building
  10/28/25
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grizzly foreskin church building
  11/27/25
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grizzly foreskin church building
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Curious drab state
  08/28/25
Happy?
Sienna Contagious Meetinghouse Telephone
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Curious drab state
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Pale Resort Dysfunction
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Pale Resort Dysfunction
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
cerebral red chapel
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Adventurous crackhouse
  08/28/25
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jet concupiscible point
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Stirring insecure theatre dog poop
  08/29/25
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slap-happy stag film cuckold
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
appetizing mint dopamine
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Charismatic reading party
  08/29/25
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jet concupiscible point
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
racy ultramarine spot
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Charismatic reading party
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
grizzly foreskin church building
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
rambunctious library mother
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Curious drab state
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
appetizing mint dopamine
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
provocative voyeur station
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Free-loading Abode
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Curious drab state
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Pale Resort Dysfunction
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Charismatic reading party
  09/01/25
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Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Charismatic reading party
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Sienna Contagious Meetinghouse Telephone
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Curious drab state
  09/01/25
?
grizzly foreskin church building
  09/12/25
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grizzly foreskin church building
  11/27/25
?
grizzly foreskin church building
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
very tactful rigpig range
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Curious drab state
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
grizzly foreskin church building
  09/12/25
Yes
Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
grizzly foreskin church building
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
grizzly foreskin church building
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
razzle lake field volcanic crater
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: razzle lake field volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: electric judgmental shitlib personal credit line

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: razzle lake field volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Pale Resort Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pink Vivacious Kitty

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: razzle lake field volcanic crater

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Green feces

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Pink Vivacious Kitty

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Curious drab state

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Sienna Contagious Meetinghouse Telephone

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Curious drab state

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Pale Resort Dysfunction

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Pale Resort Dysfunction

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: cerebral red chapel

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Adventurous crackhouse

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: jet concupiscible point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Stirring insecure theatre dog poop

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: slap-happy stag film cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: appetizing mint dopamine

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Charismatic reading party

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: jet concupiscible point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: racy ultramarine spot

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Charismatic reading party

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: rambunctious library mother

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Curious drab state

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: appetizing mint dopamine

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: provocative voyeur station

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Free-loading Abode

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Curious drab state

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Pale Resort Dysfunction

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Charismatic reading party

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Charismatic reading party

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Sienna Contagious Meetinghouse Telephone

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Curious drab state

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: very tactful rigpig range

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Curious drab state

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling queen of the night

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: grizzly foreskin church building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: razzle lake field volcanic crater

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2/#49259839)