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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Aqua chad people who are hurt | 12/16/25 |
| Splenetic Motley Coldplay Fan | 12/16/25 |
| Aqua chad people who are hurt | 12/16/25 |
| Splenetic Motley Coldplay Fan | 12/16/25 |
| Aqua chad people who are hurt | 12/16/25 |
| Adulterous floppy state feces | 12/20/25 |
| Spruce Internal Respiration | 12/19/25 |
| Magenta Awkward Goyim | 12/20/25 |
| Lake fear-inspiring hall | 12/19/25 |
| Aqua chad people who are hurt | 12/20/25 |
| Lake fear-inspiring hall | 12/20/25 |
| Magenta Awkward Goyim | 12/20/25 |
| glassy mental disorder | 12/16/25 |
| Magenta Awkward Goyim | 12/20/25 |
| glassy mental disorder | 12/22/25 |
| startling laser beams black woman | 12/16/25 |
| Aqua chad people who are hurt | 12/16/25 |
| startling laser beams black woman | 12/16/25 |
| mind-boggling legal warrant rigor | 12/16/25 |
| cracking stead dopamine | 12/19/25 |
| mind-boggling legal warrant rigor | 12/19/25 |
| Canary Godawful Ceo Heaven | 12/20/25 |
| Crystalline Domesticated Liquid Oxygen | 12/16/25 |
| Frisky amethyst regret | 12/16/25 |
| Magenta Awkward Goyim | 12/20/25 |
| Comical french gunner | 12/20/25 |
| transparent learning disabled partner | 12/16/25 |
| Erotic station | 12/20/25 |
| transparent learning disabled partner | 12/23/25 |
| Splenetic Motley Coldplay Fan | 12/16/25 |
| Magenta Awkward Goyim | 12/20/25 |
| rambunctious shivering shrine shitlib | 12/21/25 |
| Splenetic Motley Coldplay Fan | 12/16/25 |
| Comical french gunner | 12/16/25 |
| transparent learning disabled partner | 12/19/25 |
| Comical french gunner | 12/19/25 |
| bearded purple library masturbator | 12/19/25 |
| histrionic property genital piercing | 12/19/25 |
| Aqua chad people who are hurt | 12/19/25 |
| Charismatic athletic conference nursing home | 12/19/25 |
| Charismatic athletic conference nursing home | 12/19/25 |
| Ocher nubile yarmulke | 12/19/25 |
| histrionic property genital piercing | 12/19/25 |
| Jet marvelous faggotry rehab | 12/19/25 |
| glassy mental disorder | 12/19/25 |
| Adulterous floppy state feces | 12/20/25 |
| Obsidian Stock Car | 12/22/25 |
| Yapping rusted mad cow disease | 12/19/25 |
| fragrant associate field | 12/19/25 |
| Ungodly exciting ticket booth scourge upon the earth | 12/19/25 |
| Comical french gunner | 12/19/25 |
| Ungodly exciting ticket booth scourge upon the earth | 12/19/25 |
| Jade temple | 12/20/25 |
| deep nowag volcanic crater | 12/19/25 |
| Razzle Kitty Cat | 12/19/25 |
| startling laser beams black woman | 12/19/25 |
| Fiercely-loyal Skinny Woman | 12/20/25 |
| Green razzle-dazzle menage | 12/19/25 |
| cracking stead dopamine | 12/19/25 |
| Shaky hot alpha | 12/19/25 |
| cerise mentally impaired weed whacker | 12/20/25 |
| Maniacal Sickened Cruise Ship | 12/20/25 |
| Comical french gunner | 12/20/25 |
| Magenta Awkward Goyim | 12/20/25 |
| Fiercely-loyal Skinny Woman | 12/20/25 |
| zippy razzmatazz sound barrier | 12/20/25 |
| Concupiscible Demanding Bbw Hissy Fit | 12/20/25 |
| fragrant associate field | 12/20/25 |
| zippy razzmatazz sound barrier | 12/21/25 |
| Charismatic athletic conference nursing home | 12/20/25 |
| rambunctious shivering shrine shitlib | 12/20/25 |
| Lake fear-inspiring hall | 12/21/25 |
| rambunctious shivering shrine shitlib | 12/22/25 |
| Lake fear-inspiring hall | 12/23/25 |
| rambunctious shivering shrine shitlib | 12/23/25 |
| Flickering indigo pocket flask police squad | 12/22/25 |
| Canary Godawful Ceo Heaven | 12/22/25 |
| Canary Godawful Ceo Heaven | 12/23/25 |
| Turquoise center dragon | 12/22/25 |
| Obsidian Stock Car | 12/22/25 |
| Federal Ladyboy Theater | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Aqua chad people who are hurt 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Splenetic Motley Coldplay Fan This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Aqua chad people who are hurt lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Splenetic Motley Coldplay Fan My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Aqua chad people who are hurt You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Adulterous floppy state feces Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Spruce Internal Respiration It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Magenta Awkward Goyim Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Lake fear-inspiring hall You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Aqua chad people who are hurt brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Lake fear-inspiring hall glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Magenta Awkward Goyim You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: glassy mental disorder $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Magenta Awkward Goyim Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: glassy mental disorder thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: startling laser beams black woman 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Aqua chad people who are hurt ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: startling laser beams black woman investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: mind-boggling legal warrant rigor $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: cracking stead dopamine I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: mind-boggling legal warrant rigor good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Canary Godawful Ceo Heaven $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Crystalline Domesticated Liquid Oxygen six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Frisky amethyst regret 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Magenta Awkward Goyim Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Comical french gunner what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: transparent learning disabled partner 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Erotic station me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: transparent learning disabled partner It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Splenetic Motley Coldplay Fan 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Magenta Awkward Goyim the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: rambunctious shivering shrine shitlib Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Splenetic Motley Coldplay Fan I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Comical french gunner mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: transparent learning disabled partner In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Comical french gunner yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: bearded purple library masturbator Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: histrionic property genital piercing 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Aqua chad people who are hurt fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Charismatic athletic conference nursing home A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Charismatic athletic conference nursing home OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Ocher nubile yarmulke A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: histrionic property genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Jet marvelous faggotry rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: glassy mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Adulterous floppy state feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Obsidian Stock Car Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Yapping rusted mad cow disease $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: fragrant associate field can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Ungodly exciting ticket booth scourge upon the earth Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Comical french gunner nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Ungodly exciting ticket booth scourge upon the earth Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Jade temple You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: deep nowag volcanic crater Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Razzle Kitty Cat Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: startling laser beams black woman damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Skinny Woman Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Green razzle-dazzle menage Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: cracking stead dopamine 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Shaky hot alpha Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: cerise mentally impaired weed whacker 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Maniacal Sickened Cruise Ship 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Comical french gunner 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Magenta Awkward Goyim Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Skinny Woman 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: zippy razzmatazz sound barrier literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Concupiscible Demanding Bbw Hissy Fit I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: fragrant associate field so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: zippy razzmatazz sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Charismatic athletic conference nursing home 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: rambunctious shivering shrine shitlib Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Lake fear-inspiring hall how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: rambunctious shivering shrine shitlib I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Lake fear-inspiring hall 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: rambunctious shivering shrine shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Flickering indigo pocket flask police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Canary Godawful Ceo Heaven Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Canary Godawful Ceo Heaven $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Turquoise center dragon $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Obsidian Stock Car I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Federal Ladyboy Theater 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49598250) |