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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
adventurous laser beams generalized bond
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
aqua wild locale fanboi
  04/24/26
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Swollen native
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Splenetic bateful theatre
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
crimson contagious school sneaky criminal
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
Soul-stirring nursing home
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
crimson contagious school sneaky criminal
  04/24/26
Link?
Soul-stirring nursing home
  04/24/26
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adventurous laser beams generalized bond
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
Amber Space
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
dead newt
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
Amber Space
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
hideous dopamine public bath
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
Offensive Hairraiser Mood Institution
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
puce idea he suggested
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
Violet Gaming Laptop
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Milky box office water buffalo
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primrose irradiated yarmulke
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Milky box office water buffalo
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
dead newt
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
Splenetic bateful theatre
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: adventurous laser beams generalized bond

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: aqua wild locale fanboi

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Swollen native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Splenetic bateful theatre

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: crimson contagious school sneaky criminal

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: crimson contagious school sneaky criminal

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: adventurous laser beams generalized bond

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Amber Space

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: dead newt

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Amber Space

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: hideous dopamine public bath

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Offensive Hairraiser Mood Institution

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: puce idea he suggested

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Violet Gaming Laptop

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Milky box office water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: primrose irradiated yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Milky box office water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: dead newt

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Splenetic bateful theatre

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2/#49839738)