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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Arousing garrison
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
comical persian school
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Arousing garrison
  06/01/26
120...
comical persian school
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Doobsian black woman
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Arousing garrison
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Doobsian black woman
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Glittery Piazza Halford
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Arousing garrison
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Glittery Piazza Halford
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Yellow idea he suggested
  06/01/26
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  06/01/26
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  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Autistic amethyst corner roommate
  06/01/26
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  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
submissive locus fortuitous meteor
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Heady Heaven Corn Cake
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Arousing garrison
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Heady Heaven Corn Cake
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Autistic amethyst corner roommate
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
very tactful hyperventilating native macaca
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Autistic amethyst corner roommate
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
very tactful hyperventilating native macaca
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Heady Heaven Corn Cake
  06/01/26
...
beady-eyed shrine regret
  06/02/26
you maed it
Exhilarant orange orchestra pit
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Pearly misanthropic meetinghouse old irish cottage
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Autistic amethyst corner roommate
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
olive wonderful cruise ship
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Thriller National Security Agency
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Lavender exciting indian lodge new version
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Garnet Sweet Tailpipe Parlor
  06/01/26
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cowardly thirsty windowlicker stage
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Lemon Foreskin Queen Of The Night
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Autistic amethyst corner roommate
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Lemon Foreskin Queen Of The Night
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Arousing garrison
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Autistic amethyst corner roommate
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
abnormal excitant ape brethren
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Kink-friendly peach school cafeteria voyeur
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Heady Heaven Corn Cake
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Kink-friendly peach school cafeteria voyeur
  06/01/26
...
Glittery Piazza Halford
  06/03/26
...
chrome plaza
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
olive wonderful cruise ship
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Arousing garrison
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
olive wonderful cruise ship
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Arousing garrison
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
rose costumed house prole
  06/02/26
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black talking factory reset button ceo
  06/02/26
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very tactful hyperventilating native macaca
  06/02/26
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Arousing garrison
  06/03/26
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Glittery Piazza Halford
  06/03/26
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olive wonderful cruise ship
  06/03/26
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Massive spectacular coffee pot theater stage
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
sinister bateful messiness nowag
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Autistic amethyst corner roommate
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Vibrant overrated national
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
black talking factory reset button ceo
  06/03/26
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Arousing garrison
  06/03/26
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Glittery Piazza Halford
  06/03/26
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olive wonderful cruise ship
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Racy dilemma
  06/03/26
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comical persian school
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Arousing garrison
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
house-broken dragon
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Vibrant overrated national
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Arousing garrison

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: comical persian school

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Arousing garrison

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: comical persian school

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Doobsian black woman

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Arousing garrison

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Doobsian black woman

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Glittery Piazza Halford

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Arousing garrison

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Glittery Piazza Halford

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Yellow idea he suggested

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: very tactful hyperventilating native macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser naked background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Autistic amethyst corner roommate

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Massive spectacular coffee pot theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: submissive locus fortuitous meteor

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Heady Heaven Corn Cake

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Arousing garrison

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Heady Heaven Corn Cake

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Autistic amethyst corner roommate

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: very tactful hyperventilating native macaca

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Autistic amethyst corner roommate

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: very tactful hyperventilating native macaca

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Heady Heaven Corn Cake

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed shrine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Exhilarant orange orchestra pit

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Pearly misanthropic meetinghouse old irish cottage

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Autistic amethyst corner roommate

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: olive wonderful cruise ship

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Thriller National Security Agency

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Lavender exciting indian lodge new version

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Garnet Sweet Tailpipe Parlor

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: cowardly thirsty windowlicker stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Lemon Foreskin Queen Of The Night

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Autistic amethyst corner roommate

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Lemon Foreskin Queen Of The Night

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Arousing garrison

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Autistic amethyst corner roommate

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: abnormal excitant ape brethren

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly peach school cafeteria voyeur

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Heady Heaven Corn Cake

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Kink-friendly peach school cafeteria voyeur

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Glittery Piazza Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: chrome plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: olive wonderful cruise ship

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Arousing garrison

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: olive wonderful cruise ship

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Arousing garrison

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: rose costumed house prole

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: black talking factory reset button ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: very tactful hyperventilating native macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Arousing garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Glittery Piazza Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: olive wonderful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Massive spectacular coffee pot theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: sinister bateful messiness nowag

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Autistic amethyst corner roommate

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Vibrant overrated national

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: black talking factory reset button ceo

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Arousing garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Vibrant overrated national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Glittery Piazza Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: olive wonderful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Racy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: comical persian school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Arousing garrison

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: house-broken dragon

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Vibrant overrated national

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912932)