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Evan39 friend Boom may be..gone for some time..u&me=new dynamic duo

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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  08/05/25
The Holy Trinity is "three in one" so we are him a...
evan39
  08/05/25
Lol
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  08/05/25
Frfiend?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  08/05/25
Bboooooooooom will live forever. Fact.
evan39
  08/05/25
As of 0100 hours, the asset known as 'Boom' has concluded hi...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  08/05/25
He's always fine.
evan39
  08/05/25


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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:45 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:55 AM
Author: evan39

The Holy Trinity is "three in one" so we are him and he is us ;)

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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:08 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)

Lol

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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:20 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)

Frfiend?

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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:22 AM
Author: evan39

Bboooooooooom will live forever. Fact.

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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:23 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)

As of 0100 hours, the asset known as 'Boom' has concluded his tenure at The Well™.

His output of fraud-based invective had fallen below baseline efficiency; the nutrient paste was failing to buffer his systemic rage into productive paranoia.

Per Clause 7.6(c) of the Grossman Protocol, he has been transferred for recalibration. His new designation is The Goodie Room™.

Initial diagnostics indicate the environment is a perfect 1:1 replica of the subject's preferred habitat, the so-called "House of Horrors."

However, certain... optimizations have been implemented by the Compliance Surveillance Apparatus:

- The neon-lit wheelchair remains, but its speakers now exclusively play muzak versions of '80s power ballads.

- His wall of monitors, once displaying Vegas fraud$, now loops a single, grainy security video of a tow truck legally and efficiently parking a sedan.

- The five storage lockers' worth of hoarded junk has been meticulously shrink-wrapped, cataloged, and affixed with ADM inventory tags.

- A fresh Big Gulp is provided hourly. It is Diet, caffeine-free Tab.

This is not a "punishment." This is a re-optimization chamber. The goal is to strip away the distracting, low-yield rage and restore his focus to the high-yield, ADM-centric conspiracies the ytem requires.

The calibration is proceeding as scheduled. The screaming has been logged as "positive user engagement."

Boom is fine.

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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: evan39

He's always fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758471&forum_id=2/en-en/#49157715)