Date: September 1st, 2025 12:53 AM
Author: Doordasher
They've got all kinds of glowing reviews from shitty little local magazines posted on the walls
But all the articles are very dated, they are all 15+ years old, back when the chain was first getting big. And all the magazines are from locations nowhere near you.
*walks into a suburban Indianapolis Five Guys*
"Hey honey, look! The summer 2009 issue of Delaware Today says this restaurant is really good!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768344&forum_id=2/en-en/#49227615)