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David Attenborough on Clique Theory

https://vocaroo.com/17jGDFnc7aHB For comparison, here's t...
Flesh sanctuary deer antler
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Razzle-dazzle native digit ratio
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Always a pleasure, number 39
cowshit
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Date: March 31st, 2023 1:08 AM
Author: Flesh sanctuary deer antler

https://vocaroo.com/17jGDFnc7aHB

For comparison, here's the first paragraph of the Clique Theory web site:

Americans are raised to believe that acts of will are what matter in life, but this is wrong. Optimism is a message sold by liars. Fatalism is credited. Every act of will is limited by genotype and phenotype, and is even a PRODUCT of genotype and phenotype, since they are generated by your brain which is a product of your genetics. This is why it's impossible to escape your Clique. Really the ONLY thing you can do to improve yourself that won't end in disaster is to try to reach the Ascended Form of your Clique, i.e., a Woman becoming a Hot Girl, a Scumbag becoming a High Prole, or a Loser becoming a High Loser, such as liberal arts professor, head of state, or villain. In order to do that, you need not only the will, but a certain amount of luck.

https://web.archive.org/web/20181127205837/http://www.cliquetheory.com/

I used GPT-4 to rewrite it in his characteristic style, then used ElevenLabs' voice cloning service to make it a masterpiece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2/en-en/#46121897)



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Date: March 31st, 2023 1:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle native digit ratio

180

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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:36 AM
Author: Flesh sanctuary deer antler

no joke, this might be one of the best results I've ever gotten from ChatGPT. Damn is it well-said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2/en-en/#46122049)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: David Justice tp



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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:27 AM
Author: Chocolate mewling parlor



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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:51 AM
Author: Fuchsia Beady-eyed Senate Roast Beef



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Date: March 31st, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: Flesh sanctuary deer antler



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Date: March 31st, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Vibrant dog poop mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 1st, 2023 12:01 PM
Author: Flesh sanctuary deer antler



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Date: April 1st, 2023 12:02 PM
Author: Garnet Wagecucks Legend



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Date: May 18th, 2023 2:13 AM
Author: Flesh sanctuary deer antler



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



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Date: August 23rd, 2025 12:54 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



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Date: August 23rd, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: cowshit

Always a pleasure, number 39

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