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I ruined my sister in laws wedding

I was pissed because while my wife was prancing around the f...
crawly set corn cake
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mustard really tough guy range
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Duck-like Athletic Conference Tanning Salon
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Incredible
fragrant glassy box office organic girlfriend
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They’ll all forgive you because you’re tall
Excitant Silver Affirmative Action Mother
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THE HORSE IS NASTY
Charismatic Windowlicker Masturbator
  07/20/25
A horse faced fridge!
Wild ticket booth
  07/20/25
whoooosh?
wine feces toaster
  07/21/25
the switch from the definite to the indefinite article mid-v...
Wild ticket booth
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Charismatic Windowlicker Masturbator
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bull headed self-centered pistol people who are hurt
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Exhilarant haunting idiot
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free-loading stirring base
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arousing patrolman
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Charismatic Windowlicker Masturbator
  07/20/25
Built like a linebacker refrigerator
Alcoholic ebony property
  07/20/25
square backed, even
Exhilarant haunting idiot
  07/20/25
Heights of all involved?
180 office macaca
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underhanded genital piercing
  07/21/25
Was it an emotional wedding or a real one
Histrionic stead
  07/21/25
spoh ahah
coiffed diverse therapy
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A man losing his patience is an extremely cuck move.
Cerebral hominid
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Huh
crawly set corn cake
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I kept standing up and swaying when everyone else was sittin...
Multi-colored newt stage
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pink home
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arousing patrolman
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isn't this like the 12th time you've done this in various fo...
motley azn
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? a Tall man wit a hoodie is a new poster sharing his story
Exhilarant haunting idiot
  07/21/25
oh. my bad
motley azn
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arousing patrolman
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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: crawly set corn cake

I was pissed because while my wife was prancing around the fuckin Philadelphia on trollies taking pictures I was stuck with our 5 maniac kids kicking screaming and destroying the hotel.

My sister in law and I don’t get along very well and I particularly don’t like her because she looks like a horse and is built like a linebacker refrigerator.

I started drinking early and during the ceremony I kept standing up and swaying when everyone else was sitting down. My wife was looking at me in horror.

When my sister in law came down the aisle I grabbed the microphone and started singing this song I made up “the horse! Is nasty! Oh she’s galloping down the aisle like a square backed fridge! A horse faced fridge!”

The groom came at me but I do BJJ and I grappled and got him in a hold. The police came and my wife was screaming like a maniac. They basically said if no one got hurt it’s just harassment and they can only take a report.



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: mustard really tough guy range



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Duck-like Athletic Conference Tanning Salon



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: fragrant glassy box office organic girlfriend

Incredible

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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Excitant Silver Affirmative Action Mother

They’ll all forgive you because you’re tall

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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Charismatic Windowlicker Masturbator

THE HORSE IS NASTY

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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Wild ticket booth

A horse faced fridge!

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: wine feces toaster

whoooosh?

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Wild ticket booth

the switch from the definite to the indefinite article mid-verse (chorus?) is a subtle but masterful touch. whoever this new poaster is, he has a bright future on xo.

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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Windowlicker Masturbator



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: bull headed self-centered pistol people who are hurt



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant haunting idiot



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: free-loading stirring base



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: arousing patrolman



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Windowlicker Masturbator



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic ebony property

Built like a linebacker refrigerator

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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant haunting idiot

square backed, even

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Date: July 20th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: 180 office macaca

Heights of all involved?

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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: underhanded genital piercing



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Date: July 21st, 2025 6:57 AM
Author: Histrionic stead

Was it an emotional wedding or a real one

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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: coiffed diverse therapy

spoh ahah

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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Cerebral hominid

A man losing his patience is an extremely cuck move.

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Date: July 21st, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: crawly set corn cake

Huh

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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Multi-colored newt stage

I kept standing up and swaying when everyone else was sitting down



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Date: July 21st, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: pink home



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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: arousing patrolman



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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: motley azn

isn't this like the 12th time you've done this in various forms, mostly involving height and prior sexual history?

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant haunting idiot

? a Tall man wit a hoodie is a new poster sharing his story

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: motley azn

oh. my bad

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: arousing patrolman



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