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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
azure cowardly halford piazza
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
coral mind-boggling pocket flask
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Trip Burgundy Box Office Gunner
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Wine Contagious Senate Half-breed
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
aromatic chad
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Chocolate office french chef
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Supple nofapping black woman
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
glittery hominid site
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Sable racy hell
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Violent poppy locale
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Stirring cyan jap
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Lime stag film antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Twinkling Big Point Cuckold
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
passionate corner
  06/30/25
cr
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Sable racy hell
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
beady-eyed trailer park haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Lime stag film antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
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Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Stirring cyan jap
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
passionate corner
  06/30/25
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magical boyish house
  07/01/25
*bussy
Dun lay knife
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Chocolate office french chef
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Mahogany mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
insecure national
  06/30/25
fuck
Stirring cyan jap
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Mahogany mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
azure cowardly halford piazza
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Stirring cyan jap
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
beady-eyed trailer park haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
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Electric Insane Principal's Office Kitty Cat
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
sexy appetizing useless brakes base
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Sickened Theater Stage Roommate
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Cheese-eating Greedy Bawdyhouse Reading Party
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Sickened Theater Stage Roommate
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Sickened Theater Stage Roommate
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Cobalt razzle-dazzle corn cake
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Vigorous misunderstood spot ratface
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Titillating maroon people who are hurt bbw
  06/30/25
tcr
Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel
  07/01/25
just jump
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  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
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180 cerise hall marketing idea
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Translucent Native
  06/30/25
wow
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Motley circlehead
  06/30/25
JFC man
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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rebellious elite hissy fit headpube
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Stirring cyan jap
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  06/30/25
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Vigorous misunderstood spot ratface
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Titillating maroon people who are hurt bbw
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
sexy appetizing useless brakes base
  06/30/25
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Mint Up-to-no-good Chapel Pervert
  07/01/25
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magical boyish house
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Trip Burgundy Box Office Gunner
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
aromatic chad
  06/30/25
bro
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
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Titillating maroon people who are hurt bbw
  06/30/25
lol
Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Irradiated gaping location
  06/30/25
jfc
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Sable racy hell
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Tripping flushed fat ankles faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
impertinent spectacular shitlib
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Irradiated gaping location
  07/01/25
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Cheese-eating Greedy Bawdyhouse Reading Party
  07/01/25
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impertinent spectacular shitlib
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Olive hilarious rehab
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
flesh affirmative action
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
beady-eyed trailer park haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Stirring cyan jap
  06/30/25
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Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  07/01/25
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unhinged stead
  07/01/25
lol
Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel
  07/01/25
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rebellious elite hissy fit headpube
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
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  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
cordovan cerebral rigor ladyboy
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Awkward business firm
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
lake wonderful lodge
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Fear-inspiring Heady Sweet Tailpipe
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
unhinged stead
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
White milk
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel
  07/01/25
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Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
magical boyish house
  07/01/25
😟
Spruce Laughsome Community Account Friendly Grandma
  07/01/25
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green institution
  07/01/25
holy shit
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
unhinged stead
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
buck-toothed razzmatazz meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Olive hilarious rehab
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Chocolate office french chef
  07/01/25
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Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Olive hilarious rehab
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Olive hilarious rehab
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Translucent Native
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Chocolate office french chef
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
smoky menage fanboi
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
magical boyish house
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
avocado idiot
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  07/06/25
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Translucent Native
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
pink deer antler sanctuary
  07/06/25
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impertinent spectacular shitlib
  07/06/25
lol
Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel
  07/07/25
wow
Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: azure cowardly halford piazza

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: coral mind-boggling pocket flask

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Trip Burgundy Box Office Gunner

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Wine Contagious Senate Half-breed

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: aromatic chad

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Chocolate office french chef

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Supple nofapping black woman

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: glittery hominid site

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Sable racy hell

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Violent poppy locale

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Stirring cyan jap

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Lime stag film antidepressant drug

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Twinkling Big Point Cuckold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: passionate corner

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Sable racy hell

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed trailer park haunted graveyard

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Lime stag film antidepressant drug

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Stirring cyan jap

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: passionate corner

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: magical boyish house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Dun lay knife

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Chocolate office french chef

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Mahogany mad-dog skullcap

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: insecure national

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Stirring cyan jap

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Mahogany mad-dog skullcap

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: azure cowardly halford piazza

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Stirring cyan jap

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed trailer park haunted graveyard

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Electric Insane Principal's Office Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: sexy appetizing useless brakes base

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Sickened Theater Stage Roommate

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Greedy Bawdyhouse Reading Party

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Sickened Theater Stage Roommate

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Sickened Theater Stage Roommate

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cobalt razzle-dazzle corn cake

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Vigorous misunderstood spot ratface

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Titillating maroon people who are hurt bbw

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: rebellious elite hissy fit headpube

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: 180 cerise hall marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Translucent Native

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Motley circlehead

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: glittery hominid site

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: rebellious elite hissy fit headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Stirring cyan jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Lime stag film antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Tripping flushed fat ankles faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: impertinent spectacular shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Vigorous misunderstood spot ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Titillating maroon people who are hurt bbw

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: sexy appetizing useless brakes base

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Mint Up-to-no-good Chapel Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: magical boyish house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: indecent heaven quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: lascivious federal ticket booth dog poop

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Olive hilarious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Trip Burgundy Box Office Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: aromatic chad

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Titillating maroon people who are hurt bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring splenetic therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Irradiated gaping location

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Sable racy hell

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Tripping flushed fat ankles faggot firefighter

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: impertinent spectacular shitlib

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Irradiated gaping location

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Greedy Bawdyhouse Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: impertinent spectacular shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Olive hilarious rehab

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: flesh affirmative action

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed trailer park haunted graveyard

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Stirring cyan jap

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: unhinged stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: rebellious elite hissy fit headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Big-titted amber keepsake machete

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: cordovan cerebral rigor ladyboy

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Awkward business firm

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: lake wonderful lodge

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Heady Sweet Tailpipe

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: unhinged stead

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: White milk

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: magical boyish house

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Spruce Laughsome Community Account Friendly Grandma

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: green institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: unhinged stead

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: buck-toothed razzmatazz meetinghouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Olive hilarious rehab

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Chocolate office french chef

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Olive hilarious rehab

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Olive hilarious rehab

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Translucent Native

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Chocolate office french chef

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: smoky menage fanboi

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: magical boyish house

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: avocado idiot

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Translucent Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: pink deer antler sanctuary

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: impertinent spectacular shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Excitant Travel Guidebook Incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Striped Hyena Brunch

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078889)