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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
soul-stirring corner
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
spectacular school cafeteria
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
pale ticket booth elastic band
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Dead den
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
salmon hyperventilating ladyboy theater
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
kink-friendly kitchen
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
amber vibrant stage
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
mind-boggling buff resort
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Olive dashing bbw deer antler
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Insane Vigorous Locus Rigor
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Mahogany useless church building voyeur
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Thriller sapphire university
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Carmine Laughsome Toaster People Who Are Hurt
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
twisted home
  06/30/25
cr
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Olive dashing bbw deer antler
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Jet aphrodisiac national turdskin
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Thriller sapphire university
  06/30/25
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greedy school twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Mahogany useless church building voyeur
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
twisted home
  06/30/25
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Sepia Coiffed Goyim Heaven
  07/01/25
*bussy
Dun odious crackhouse
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
kink-friendly kitchen
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
federal bronze hissy fit parlour
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
stirring claret pit half-breed
  06/30/25
fuck
Mahogany useless church building voyeur
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
federal bronze hissy fit parlour
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
soul-stirring corner
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Mahogany useless church building voyeur
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Jet aphrodisiac national turdskin
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
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Provocative cruel-hearted base reading party
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Stimulating liquid oxygen menage
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Lime Supple Nowag
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
demanding private investor
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Lime Supple Nowag
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
greedy school twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Lime Supple Nowag
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Fuchsia Business Firm Main People
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Navy titillating plaza
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Turquoise wrinkle shrine
  06/30/25
tcr
greedy school twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
just jump
aromatic misanthropic nursing home brethren
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
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Excitant hyperactive marketing idea
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Free-loading Mediation Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
wow
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Glittery institution blood rage
  06/30/25
JFC man
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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aromatic misanthropic nursing home brethren
  06/30/25
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Mahogany useless church building voyeur
  06/30/25
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Thriller sapphire university
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Infuriating Sex Offender
  06/30/25
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Shaky multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
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Navy titillating plaza
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Turquoise wrinkle shrine
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Stimulating liquid oxygen menage
  06/30/25
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Costumed ocher piazza
  07/01/25
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Sepia Coiffed Goyim Heaven
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Maniacal Racy Double Fault
  07/01/25
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red native haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
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pale ticket booth elastic band
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
salmon hyperventilating ladyboy theater
  06/30/25
bro
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
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Turquoise wrinkle shrine
  06/30/25
lol
greedy school twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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lascivious godawful hospital prole
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Sienna box office associate
  06/30/25
jfc
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Olive dashing bbw deer antler
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Infuriating Sex Offender
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Shaky multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
greedy school twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Sienna box office associate
  07/01/25
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demanding private investor
  07/01/25
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Shaky multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
red native haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
translucent state idea he suggested
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Jet aphrodisiac national turdskin
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Mahogany useless church building voyeur
  06/30/25
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lemon talking principal's office headpube
  07/01/25
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jet-lagged curious knife step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
lol
greedy school twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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aromatic misanthropic nursing home brethren
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Effete clown gaming laptop
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Ruby buck-toothed hominid
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
grizzly marvelous becky
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Topaz Sadistic Tanning Salon Friendly Grandma
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Frozen coffee pot
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
jet-lagged curious knife step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
swashbuckling jew gaping
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
greedy school twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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lemon talking principal's office headpube
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Sepia Coiffed Goyim Heaven
  07/01/25
😟
high-end black woman
  07/01/25
...
boyish medicated weed whacker sanctuary
  07/01/25
holy shit
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
jet-lagged curious knife step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Cerebral theatre travel guidebook
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
red native haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
kink-friendly kitchen
  07/01/25
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lemon talking principal's office headpube
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
red native haunted graveyard
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
red native haunted graveyard
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Free-loading Mediation Preventive Strike
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
kink-friendly kitchen
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
misunderstood big boltzmann space
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Sepia Coiffed Goyim Heaven
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
violent violet stage
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  07/06/25
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Free-loading Mediation Preventive Strike
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Diverse smoky set
  07/06/25
...
Shaky multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
lol
greedy school twinkling uncleanness
  07/07/25
wow
lemon talking principal's office headpube
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring corner

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: spectacular school cafeteria

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: pale ticket booth elastic band

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Dead den

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: salmon hyperventilating ladyboy theater

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly kitchen

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: amber vibrant stage

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling buff resort

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Olive dashing bbw deer antler

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Insane Vigorous Locus Rigor

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Mahogany useless church building voyeur

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Thriller sapphire university

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Carmine Laughsome Toaster People Who Are Hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: twisted home

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Olive dashing bbw deer antler

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Jet aphrodisiac national turdskin

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Thriller sapphire university

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: greedy school twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Mahogany useless church building voyeur

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: twisted home

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sepia Coiffed Goyim Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Dun odious crackhouse

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly kitchen

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: federal bronze hissy fit parlour

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: stirring claret pit half-breed

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Mahogany useless church building voyeur

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: federal bronze hissy fit parlour

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring corner

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Mahogany useless church building voyeur

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Jet aphrodisiac national turdskin

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Provocative cruel-hearted base reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Stimulating liquid oxygen menage

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Lime Supple Nowag

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: demanding private investor

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Lime Supple Nowag

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: greedy school twinkling uncleanness

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Lime Supple Nowag

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia Business Firm Main People

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Navy titillating plaza

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Turquoise wrinkle shrine

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: greedy school twinkling uncleanness

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: aromatic misanthropic nursing home brethren

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Excitant hyperactive marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Free-loading Mediation Preventive Strike

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Glittery institution blood rage

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling buff resort

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aromatic misanthropic nursing home brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Mahogany useless church building voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Thriller sapphire university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Infuriating Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Shaky multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Navy titillating plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Turquoise wrinkle shrine

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Stimulating liquid oxygen menage

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Costumed ocher piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sepia Coiffed Goyim Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed casino nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Maniacal Racy Double Fault

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: red native haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: pale ticket booth elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: salmon hyperventilating ladyboy theater

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Turquoise wrinkle shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: greedy school twinkling uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: lascivious godawful hospital prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Sienna box office associate

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Olive dashing bbw deer antler

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Infuriating Sex Offender

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Shaky multi-billionaire

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: greedy school twinkling uncleanness

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Sienna box office associate

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: demanding private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Shaky multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: red native haunted graveyard

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: translucent state idea he suggested

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Jet aphrodisiac national turdskin

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Mahogany useless church building voyeur

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged curious knife step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: greedy school twinkling uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: aromatic misanthropic nursing home brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Effete clown gaming laptop

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Ruby buck-toothed hominid

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: grizzly marvelous becky

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Topaz Sadistic Tanning Salon Friendly Grandma

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Frozen coffee pot

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: jet-lagged curious knife step-uncle's house

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling jew gaping

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: greedy school twinkling uncleanness

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Sepia Coiffed Goyim Heaven

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: high-end black woman

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: boyish medicated weed whacker sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: jet-lagged curious knife step-uncle's house

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Cerebral theatre travel guidebook

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: red native haunted graveyard

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: kink-friendly kitchen

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: red native haunted graveyard

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: red native haunted graveyard

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Free-loading Mediation Preventive Strike

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: kink-friendly kitchen

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: misunderstood big boltzmann space

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Sepia Coiffed Goyim Heaven

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: violent violet stage

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Free-loading Mediation Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Diverse smoky set

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Shaky multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: greedy school twinkling uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: lemon talking principal's office headpube

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/en-en/#49078889)